Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Rowena

Can this be true? His sister! In my day we’d all be burned at the stake for even thinking any of this!

Crowley

You see then, Mother, the need for urgency.

Rowena

Well, if my deciphering of the Book is so pivotal, I’d like to know what’s in it for me.

Dean

You mean, other than your life?

Crowley

Speaking of which, I’ll make you a little deal, mummy. You pitch in like a good girl, I’ll call off my assassins. No more looking over your shoulder, for now.

Rowena

I’ll need the Codex, of course. And the codebreaker Charlie devised.

Sam

Yeah, you’ll get limited access. Supervised.

Dean

We need to know exactly this: how to open the Cage and how to protect Sam once it is.

Rowena

Just what’s in this Cage that’s so dangerous?

Sam

Lucifer.

Rowena

Lucifer? The original Dark Prince?

Dean

Yes, an archangel so badass that he was personally dumped into the Cage by God Himself.

Rowena

Well, let’s get to it then, lads.

Sam

I promised Dean I’d call.

Rowena

I promised Lincoln a fun night at the theatre. Things change.

Lucifer

Now that sis is here, God’s not the only circus in town.

Sam

Is she equal to Him in power?

Lucifer

Raw power? Sure. But she’s got none of the experience. God is a master strategist. That’s why you’re here.

Sam

And why is that?

Lucifer

Oh, because God needs me to help put the cat back in the bag. He can’t do it by Himself. Seen that movie.

Lucifer

I have to say, you’re extraordinarily calm given the circumstances.

Sam

Well, it’s pretty much exactly how God told me it was going to be. Guess I just have to go with it and play my hand.

Lucifer

Well, that would make so much sense if it was God that was doing the talking. You see Sam, when The Darkness descended, the impact on Hell was massive. The Cage was damaged. Through the fissures I was able to reach out. It wasn’t God inside your head, Sam. It was me. So you see, he’s not with you. He’s never been with you. It was always. Just. Me.

Lucifer

Sam, have I ever told you how much I respect you?

Sam

What?

Lucifer

Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't like you. I never liked you. You're... you're sort of prissy. But in this moment, when you stood toe to toe with me and won, I gotta say: you had balls, kid.

Sam

Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra.

Dean

I know. A real dick move, huh?

Dean

Did you catch us a case?

Sam

Uh, no. Get this. Some dude took a picture of a weasel riding a flying woodpecker. Midair. It's kinda nuts.

Dean

When you mix it up with the - potatoes and the, the beans, you guys eat like this every day?

Jody

It's just chicken.

Sam

It's shaped like chicken! Not a patty, or a nugget!

Sam

What I'm saying is, I'm not sure you have a case. And lately it seems like you've spent a lot of time hunting monsters that weren't there.

Claire

What is that supposed to mean?

Sam

You wouldn't be the first hunter who's trying to escape something.

Sam

Hey, did you know the Nazis had a special branch devoted to archaeology?

Dean

Little early for Nazi trivia, especially without caffeine.

Castiel

Sam, it's me.

Sam

Cas? Why?

Castiel

I wanted to be of service to the fight. And only Lucifer can beat her.

Sam

You chose this? You have to fight, Cas! Eject him now!

Castiel

I can't! It's taking all my strength to keep him from killing you. And besides, we need him!

Sam

No Cas, we don't. We'll find another way to stop Amara!

Castiel

We need him to save Dean.

Dean

We’ve done nothing but mainline lore for a week, okay? We’ve got jack on another Hand of God and Amara, and we’ve got even less jack on how to save Cas.

Sam

If he wants to be saved.

Dean

He does... even if he doesn’t know it yet.

Sam

And Cas wanted to do this.

Dean

Yeah, well, there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask. That doesn't make it a good idea.

Sam

That's it? Doesn't look like much, does it?

Crowley

First impressions can be deceiving, Moose. For instance, I once thought of you as dull and plodding. Oh, never mind. Bad analogy.

Sam

Dude, you even move since last night?

Dean

Sleeping is the new smoking.

Sam

What? No, it’s not. It’s sitting. Sitting is the new smoking.

Dean

That’s can’t be right.