Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Well, the world’s smallest bathroom is clean. What is that smell?

Sam

I think it’s this. It’s like lavender toilet water.

Dean

Bottled toilet water? Why do you keep spraying it?

Sam

I just wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked.

Dean

Well, so far we got squat that says ghost. Or anything remotely us.

Sam

So maybe its not our usual kind of gig? Maybe we’re dealing with a serial killer?

Dean

Oh yeah, you’d love that, wouldn’t you?

Sam

So, you don’t want memories?

Sydney

Did you have nice parents, Sam? Because my folks treated me and my sister like human ashtrays.

Sydney

I used to have to drink myself blind to even look at these, let alone show anybody. And now, I don’t know what Amara did to me, but it’s just skin.

Sam

Right. Well, that’s really... good for you.

Sydney

No more waking up screaming from nightmares. No more flashbacks. Amara took away the pain. She lightened something in me.

Dean

Except now you’re an axe murderer.

Sydney

I’m free. Before, there was always this constant voice in my head. “You can’t do that! It’s wrong! What if you get caught?” And now, it’s quiet. It’s just me and what I want. And when you can do whatever you want, you don’t have to get caught. And then you can really fly.

Dean

Said you had a good feeling about that one.

Sam

Yeah, well, it seemed like a solid lead, Dean. Only a soulless psycho would kill the family cat.

Dean

Yeah, unless the family cat decides to take a nap in the dryer.

Dean

Thought we talked about this.

Sam

Yeah, we did, Dean. But why is it so hard to believe that God could be sending me visions about The Darkness?

Dean

You kidding me? He didn't feel the need to show up for the Apocalypse. Why would He give a crap now?

Sam

I don't know. Maybe because she's His sister? What do you wanna do? Sit back? Ignore Him? Do nothing?

Dean

No, that's... that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, don't count on God. Okay? Count on us.

Dean

What's up, Doc? Be easier all around if you just talk to us.

Sam

Careful.

Dean

Yeah. So what happened, pal? Hmm. What, you dropped too much Molly? Superglue your mask to your head, get paranoid, stab a guy? Hoo, I've been there.

Sam

Let me guess, Rog. You were framed!

Sam

No. You’re not real.

Sully

Well, how’d you punch me, then?

Dean

You mean Mork from Ork here is your dumbass imaginary friend Sully?

Sam

Yeah.

Sully

Um, I’m not dumb or ass.

Dean

And a hot shower. That does wonders.

Sam

Real deep scrub. Purify.

For Maddie?

Dean

The whole family. Yeah, just get the whole gang in there... You know, the family that showers together...

Sully

You know, I’m not gonna lie to you. When you went off to hunt, I considered that one of my biggest failures. It just seemed so clear to me that you wanted something else. But, I was wrong. And it all worked out, didn’t it?

Sam

I don’t know about that.

Sam

Dean, we need to seriously discuss me going to the Cage.

Dean

Okay. Not happening. Good talk. – Sam, even if these visions are real...

Sam

Yeah. It’s Lucifer? And me? In the Cage? I know. But this – this lump in my throat... It’s not an excuse. Not anymore.

Dean

We’ll find another way. Okay? There’s always another way.

Sam

Okay. Then tell me – what is the other way?

Sam

About as many as I have to say, okay then what else have we got? Listen, I’m all ears. Dean, ordinarily I’d agree with you, but the visions only happen when I reach out to God. I asked Him for a way to beat the Darkness and the visions got more specific, and I was in the Cage.

Dean

Yeah, with Lucifer. The biggest monster ever hatched. Fan-freaking-tastic!

Sam

You know Lucifer was the biggest monster ever hatched, until you and I hatched one that’s even worse. Listen, in the vision, Lucifer touches me and I feel calm, like things will be all right. And that’s not something I would ever come up with. I mean that is the last thing that I would ever feel.

Dean

If Lucifer touched you, it would be the last thing you'd feel. Ever.

Crowley

So God assured you of this, did He? I’d say you’re making this up but I never think of you as imaginative.

Dean

We’re not saying it’s going to happen. We just want to know...

Sam

Theoretically...

Dean

If it’s possible.

Crowley

The Cage is a can of worms you do not want to open. I believe this conversation is over.

Dean

Is it? Crowley, you know that the Darkness is going to pound on everything and that includes you.

Sam

Yeah. And you had a shot at taking her out when she was with you, but apparently you thought that sucking up was the way to go.

Dean

And that didn’t work out so well.

Crowley

Because she chose you. And you couldn’t control your girlfriend. What happened in that room? Why did she insist on sparing you? What is she to you?

Dean

Wanna know what she is Crowley? How about God’s sister!

Crowley

God’s sister? He has relatives? I had that kind of leverage under my thumb and I let it slip away?

Crowley

Clearly, if Sam enters the Cage he’s gone. And yes, it’s on my bucket list, but now is not the time to be selfish. I need a secure site, a way to neutralize Lucifer’s powers.

Sam

In Hell?

Crowley

Yes, in Hell! So we have a modicum of control. You think I want that abomination running amuck upstairs?

Dean

Is it possible to control the situation? Because if Sam’s not safe it’s not happening.

Crowley

Goodness, mummy, loosen the grip. Theoretically, it’s possible, with challenges. I can arrange for transit into Hell. Opening the Cage, that’s another matter.

Dean

You’re the King of the joint. Don’t you have a key?

Crowley

It was sealed by God Himself. Of course I don’t have a key! The mechanisms of divine manufacturer! I believe its secrets, along with the spells for warding Sam were recorded where many such mysteries are found: the Book of the Damned.

Rowena

Oh, you’re not handing me over to them! [Sam and Dean] It’s beneath even you! They’re your enemies as well.

Dean

All right Rowena. We get it. We all enemies, okay. But right now we’ve got bigger fish to fry. Then we can go back to killing each other.

Rowena

Ah, the chicken’s come home to roost. This ghastly force set free when the Mark was removed.

Sam

So, you know?

Rowena

I’ve heard whispers. As bad as they say?

Dean

Well, let’s just say that everyone in this room might hold a piece of the puzzle to corking it back up.