SamUh, what about you? How you doing?
Oh, you mean the thing? Yeah. Yeah. You know, some dark thoughts, creepy visions, violent urges. Same old same old. I'm happy I got a murder to focus on, though.
A character in Supernatural
Played by Jared Padalecki
Supernatural · 1,470 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Supernatural: in 665 of its 1,470 quotes
Most scenes with: Dean Winchester (497), Castiel (38), Bobby Singer (34)
SamUh, what about you? How you doing?
Oh, you mean the thing? Yeah. Yeah. You know, some dark thoughts, creepy visions, violent urges. Same old same old. I'm happy I got a murder to focus on, though.
You know I thought, man there's a lot of them Styne's, you know it's like alpha male central. And then I thought, and this is key, I thought, this is bad, but it would really blow if these guys had the book. At least they don't have the damn book.
SamYeah.
At least the damn book burned, right Sam? But then Eldon Frankenstein hits me with this little fun fact, he says that the book can't be destroyed, says that it can't be slicked, diced, shredded, burnt, drowned, can not be destroyed. Ain't that crazy? Because I know I saw something burn [Sam's phone rings] Sam you answer that so help me.
[On the phone to Sam] They think I have the book.
SamIf you have the book give it to them.
Charlie has the damn Book of the Damned?!
No, I don't have it. I just -- I I just -- I have my notes.
SamThen give them your notes, Charlie! Give them the code -- whatever they want!
[Taking the phone from Sam] Charlie, I don't know what the hell is going on, but you need to listen to me. Give whoever that is whatever they want. You understand? Charlie?!
I can't do that, Dean.
SamIs that you talking or the mark?
Does it matter?
SamI have been the one out there, messed up and scared and alone. And Dean…
Did whatever he could to save you.
SamYes. I mean it’s become his thing, I owe him this. I owe him everything. I know he pretends that he can ride the mark out, but we know the truth. We know what happens if we don’t cure him. We both know where that road ends.
Black eyes and blood.
SamYes.
You okay?
SamI'll live. You?
Fantastic. I think I just killed Death.
Sam: Wait a second. What do you mean, she saved you?
Dean: You were there. When the storm hit, everything went dark.
SamYeah, but you just disappeared from the car.
I don't even remember that.
SamWell, I don't remember some woman pulling you out.
Well, what do you want me to say, okay? I was in the car, and then I wasn't in the car. I was in the field, and she was there.
SamAnd she told you she was The Darkness.
No. She was wearing a name tag. What do you think? She thanked me.
SamFor what?
Setting her free.
SamYou didn't set her free. I set her free.
Does it matter? I mean, yeah, you said the spell, but I had the Mark, so lock and key.
SamSo, what, now she feels indebted to you or something?
I don't know. She's The Darkness. Does she feel anything?
SamAnd that's all she said? Thanks?
Yeah. She was weird. But she had this energy about her, this, this focus. But, yeah, not a talker.
SamSo we know jack.
Well, we know what she looks like, and we know that she's evil. The question is, what does she know? I mean, she's been locked away since the beginning of time. Does she even know what a cheeseburger is? All I know is that we set her free, and we're gonna put her back in, no matter what it takes. (Dean gets in the car, which is still stuck down in the pothole.) What the... just gonna let me get in the car?
SamYou were on a roll.
Okay, your turn. Talk to us about The Darkness.
Castiel: Why would I talk about The Darkness?
SamBecause it's free.
No, that can't be.
SamRemoving the Mark opened some kind of lock. Dean saw her.
The Darkness is a woman?
Well, that's what we're asking you. We were hoping you could tell us what kind of Defcon screwed we are.
SamMetatron is also off the grid. He stole your car in Blaine, Missouri, right?
Yeah.
SamYeah, no accidents, incidents, violations, or anything remotely interesting involving a crappy '78 Continental Mark V.
You think it's crappy?
SamAre you serious? Dean, it's late. I'm exhausted and ― and ― starving, and this place... I mean, even Swayze wouldn't come to this roadhouse.
Okay, first of all, never use Swayze's name in vain.
SamI tried to give her my number. You know what she said?
"We got tonight. Who needs tomorrow?"
SamIs everything a Bob Seger song to you?
Yes
[Sam falls asleep and has a vision of a younger version of John Winchester]
SamDad?
You okay, pal? You look a little spooked. It's nice to be back behind the wheel. Looks like Dean's taken good care of this old beast. Seems like he's taken good care of you, too.
SamWhat is this? Another vision?
Are you having visions, son?
SamDon't call me that.
What? A father can't call his―
SamNo, my father is dead.
When has death ever stopped a Winchester?
SamLook, I don't know what this is, but―
What you said about relationships, wanting something more... I never wanted this for you boys. This life. Not really.
SamWe turned out okay.
You did, didn't you? But that was on you boys. You did that, not me.
SamWell, you played your part.
I did my best, anyway, for what it was worth.
SamThis isn't real.
I never could fool you, could I?
SamI prayed when I was in that church, and I saw . . . Something. And now, here you are, whoever you are, whatever you are. What the hell is this?
Dream. Vision. Call it what you want. The message is still the same. The Darkness is coming . . . And only you boys can stop it.
SamOkay, fine. How? We need help, not visions of dead people.
God helps those who help themselves.
SamWho are you?
[Sam wakes up]
Come on, man. That quote? "God helps those who help themselves?" God didn't say that. That's not even in the Bible. That's an old proverb that dates way back to Aesop. [Sam looks surprised.] I read. And more importantly, when was the last time God answered any one of our prayers? It's not a vision, Sam. All right? It's just some... some fever dream. That's all. And as far as Dad goes, I dream about Dad all the time.
SamYou do?
Of course I do. It's usually the same one, too. We're all in the car. I'm sitting in the driver's seat, Dad's sitting shotgun. But there aren't any shotguns. There's no monsters. There's no hunting. There's none of that. It's just... he's teaching me how to drive. And, uh, and I'm not little like I was when he actually taught me how to drive. I'm 16, and he's helping me get my learner's permit. Of course, you're in the backseat, just begging to take a turn. We pull up to the house, the family house, and I park in the driveway, and he looks over and he says, "perfect landing, son." I have that dream every couple of months. Kind of comforting, actually.
Castiel [Over the phone]: Right, you place a coin in a Nachzehrer's mouth, then sever their head, and that will kill them. And according to the lore, if you kill the pack's Alpha, everyone they've turned will revert back to human form.
Awesome. All right, where do we find an obol?
Well, according to the Men of Letters' records, you're gonna need a copper coin. They used to use pennies, so you'll need one of those.
SamYeah, but one minted pre-1982. So before 1982, pennies were 95% copper. Since then, they're only copper-plated zinc.
Wow. Your nerdiness knows no bounds.
SamYou're welcome.
I don’t know where to put my eyes. I think I’m gonna to throw up.
SamWe’re surrounded by doilies. They’re everywhere.
Okay, you think the innkeeper might've mentioned this before he ripped us off.
SamWell, I guess you’re gonna have to get yourself another room, because this was Lizzie’s original room, and I’m not giving it up.
What are you, four?
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