Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Crowley

(whistling Somewhere Over The Rainbow)

Crowley

Wow. If it isn't the Scarecrow and the Tin Man.. Your new house guest- so misunderstood. [Sam and Dean don't reply] Neither of you saw "Wicked"?

Sam

What did she say to you?

Crowley

Something along the lines of.. [hisses]

Dean

Always knew I'd find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.

Sam

What's that smell?

Dean

Patchouli. Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation.

Sam

Hmm.

Dean

Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.

Sam

Well, maybe if we can decipher the footnotes, then we can reverse the spell and...

Dean

Punt those winged dicks back to heaven.

Crowley

If you don't connect me Abaddon right away, I'll be forced to -

Sam

What is it? What happened?

Crowley

I've been placed on hold.

Jody

You know, I'm thinking whatever this thing is, it's not going after virgins, even born-again virgins.

Sam

It's taking virgins who break their chastity vow. So dragons are off the list.

Jody

I'm sor-- dragons? Those are a thing?

Sam

Yeah. Too many things are things.

What's wrong with you?

Sam

[worried and surprised] What?

Your liver. It's... it's no good. Dear boy, you're all duct tape and safety pins inside. How are you alive?

Sam

What's going on? What are you doing?

Dean

I got to tell you some stuff fast. It's gonna piss you off.

Sam

Okay.

Dean

Those trials really messed you up.

Sam

Yes, I know that, Dea—

Dean

(hurriedly) No, you don't. I mean messed you up like almost dead. No more birthdays, dust to dust. Well, that messed me up, so I made a move, okay, a tough move about you without talking it over because you were in a coma.

Sam

Wait, what? When?

Dean

You were in the hospital, okay, and they said you were gonna die.

Sam

What did you do?

Dean

... I let an angel in.

Sam

In what?

Dean

In you. He said he could heal you and he is.

Sam

He's still in me? Wait. (laughs) That's impossible, Dean. That couldn't happen. I never invited him in.

Dean

I tricked you into saying yes. It seemed like the only way.

Sam

(sighs) So... Again. You thought I couldn't handle something, so you took over!

Dean

No! No! No! No! Kevin?!

Dean

Sam?

There is no more Sam.

Dean

(gasps in pain)

But, I played him convincingly, I thought.

Sam

[heartbreakingly] Did I kill Kevin?

Crowley

No, you didn't. He did. You need to take control, Sam. Blow it up and cast that punk-ass holy roller out!

Dean

Come on, man. Can't you see? I'm... I'm poison, Sam. People get close to me, they get killed...or worse. You know, I tell myself that I-I... I help more people than I hurt. And I tell myself that I'm... I'm doing it all for the right reasons, and I... I believe that. But I can't... I won't... Drag anybody through the muck with me. Not anymore.

Sam

Go. I'm not gonna stop you... But don't go thinking that's the problem, 'cause it's not.

Castiel

I enjoyed the taste of food -- particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling.

Sam

So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J?

Castiel

No, I-I taste every molecule.

Sam

Not the sum of its parts, huh?

Castiel

It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. [looks longingly at the sandwich] I miss you, PB and J.

Sam

What?

Castiel

Nothing.

Sam

You're a terrible liar.

Castiel

That is not true. I once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother.

Sam

Well, they didn't have a guinea pig, but we do.

Castiel

[looks up very confused] You have a guinea pig? Where?

Sam

Me, Cas. I'm the guinea pig.

Sam

[weakly] Keep going.

Castiel

Why?

Sam

We -- we -- we have to find Gadreel.

Castiel

[starts to remove the needle] No. Why must the Winchesters run toward death?

Sam

[Stopping Cas] No, don't. Don't. Don't stop.

Castiel

Sam, when I was human, I died, and that showed me that life is precious, and it must be protected at all costs, even a life as... as pig-headed as a Winchester's.

Sam

[Softly] My life's not worth any more than anyone else's... not yours or Dean's...or Kevin's. Please. Please, help me do one thing right.

Castiel

Sam, I want Gadreel to pay as much as you do..

Castiel

I mean, I can relate now to how you feel.

Sam

What are you talking about?

Castiel

The only person who has screwed things up more consistently than you...is me. And now I know what that guilt feels like. And I know what it... I know what it means to feel sorry, Sam. I am sorry.

Sam

I know.

Castiel

You know, old me... I would've have just kept going. I would've jammed that needle in deeper until you died because the ends always justified the means. But what I went though... Well, that PB and J taught me that angels can change, so... who knows? Maybe Winchesters can, too.