Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.

Castiel

[Looking shocked and surprised] In your what?

Sam

So you really think this'll work?

Dean

Dude, we got needles, we got thread. We've seen Young Frankenstein about a thousand times. We're golden.

Sam

How'd you get this number?

Crowley

[On Phone] Ah, first things first... what are you wearing?

Dean

Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.

Sam

What the hell are you doing, Crowley?

Crowley

Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved -- the damsels in distress, the innocent whipper-snappers, the would-be vampire chow -- all of them.

Crowley

Hello boys. What's that old expression? Success has many fathers, failure is a Winchester. Where's the stone?

Dean

You show us yours, and we'll show you ours.

Crowley

Really Dean, I'm trying to conduct a professional deal here, and you want to talk dangley bits? THE STONE! (Sam shows him their tablet) Wow, wow, slowly! There she is. (he shows them his tablet)

Dean

And the contract? (Crowley throws an extremely long piece of parchment) Yeah, I'm sure there's no hidden agendas in there!

Crowley

The highlights: We swap tablets, and you stand down from the Trials forever.

Sam

And you stop killing everyone we've ever saved.

Crowley

Agreed. (Dean pulls out a pen) Uh, uh, uh, nice try squirrel. Moose is doing his Trials, Moose signs.

Dean

No, he's not signing anything until I read the fine print!

Sam

No, I can read it!

Dean

You wanted me here, I'm here. But I'll be damned if I'll let him screw us even more!

Crowley

What's this? Trouble in paradise?

Crowley

You did good back there, Moose. Yeah, I'll deny it i-if you ever quote me... but- but, man. I'm proud of you.

Sam

[picks up a spray-paint can] Thanks.

Crowley

Hold on. Uh, w-what's that?

Sam

It's what it looks like. [Sam sprays over the gap in the Devil's Trap]

Crowley

Are you joking? I just saved your life.

Sam

[Chuckles] Seriously?

Crowley

"Seriously?" Me, "Seriously?" We just shared a foxhole, you and I! We beat back the Tet Offensive, outrun the... the Rape of Nanking, together! And still you're going to do me like this?!

Sam

[Sam injects Crowley a sixth time]

Crowley

[Crowley winces] Aah! Aah!.. "Band of Brothers"? "The Pacific"? None of this means anything to you?! All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once?! "Girls"!

Sam

[Sam looks at Crowley with a confused look]

Crowley

You're my Marnie, Moose. A-and Hannah, she just.. she needs to be loved. She deserves it. Don't we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved. [Shouts]I deserve to be loved!!!!

Crowley

[softly] I just want to be loved...

Sam

[really confused] What?

Crowley

What?

Dean

Easy there. Okay. Just take it easy. We got a slight change of plan.

Sam

What? What's going on? Where's Cas?!

Dean

Metatron lied. You finish this trial, you're dead, Sam.

Sam

So?

Dean

I can't do it with out you

Sam

You can barely do it with me. I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember?

Dean

Come on, man. That's not what I meant.

Sam

No it's exactly what you meant.

Sam

You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can't do that again!

Dean

Sam...

Sam

[Starts to tear up] What happens when you've decided I can't be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel, another... another vampire? Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just...

Dean

Hold on, hold on! [Sam cries a bit more] You seriously think that? Because none of it... none of it... is true. Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, okay? Hell, I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy...come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you! It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you.

Sam

How do I stop?

Dean

[Dean starts walking towards Sam] Just let it go.

Sam

I can't.. It's in me, Dean. You don't know what this feels like.

Dean

Hey, listen.. We will figure it out, okay? Just like we always do... Come on.

Sam

If you’re you, but you’re really me, and you’re the part of me that wants to fight to live.

Dean

Yes. I have no idea what you just said, but continue.

Sam

You’ve been driving around with me passed out in the passenger seat for a day?

Dean

I mean, I stopped. Let a few Japanese tourists take some pictures, nobody got too handsy.

Sam

You know this is a trap, right?

Dean

Yep.

Sam

And we're just gonna walk right into it?

Dean

Guns blazing. You with me?

Sam

[Chuckles] You know you it.

Dean

Sam... You here?

Sam

Hey, Morning.

Dean

You been outside already?

Sam

Yeah, Woke up went for a run, beautiful sunrise, anyways cleaned up, went and got breakfast, grabbed you bacon and eggs extra grease not even gonna argue.

Dean

Perfect

Dean

I think it'd be better if you take it easy and didn't act like you were...

...possessed by an angel? He does feel better, a work in progress of course, but I am slowly healing him.

Dean

That's great...umm but...

I have news, I've picked up chatter among the angels not all are wondering around in confusion.

Dean

Yeah some of them are after Cass.

There is a faction that is rapidly organizing and finding human vessels to contain them.

Dean

Lead by Naomi?

I have not heard that name no but it is this factions leadership that wants Castiel found, you see Dean I can be useful.

Dean

So can my brother so why don't you go check your email and if I need your help I'll let you know.

Dean...

Dean

...I said I'll let you know.

Sam

I mean Cass is human now, it's gonna take him a lot longer to travel

Dean

I'm gonna get whiplash.

Sam

What?

Dean

Nothing.

Dean

Where does hedonism come into it?

Castiel

Well, my time with April was very educational.

Sam

Yeah. I mean, I would think being killed is something. [Chuckles]

Castiel

And having sex.

Dean

[Dean chokes on his food. Sam and Dean look surprised] You had sex with April?

Sam

Yeah, that would be where the hedonism comes in.

Dean

[to Sam] Shh

Castiel

[nods]

Dean

[Chuckles] So..Did you have protection?

Castiel

I had my angel blade.

Dean

oh- [turns to Sam] Oh, he had the angel blade.

Sam

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! S-spoilers. I haven't read all the books yet.

Dean

You're gonna read the books?

Sam

Yes, Dean. I like to read books -- you know, the ones without pictures.