Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

Dean

Curly was a freakin' genius.

Sam

I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.

Dean

It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!

Sam

Ok, before you get pissed off, it isn't my fault. She just showed up at the door, didn't track any mud in, just wanted a belly scratch. I figured maybe she can stay the night and we'd find her a home in the morning?

Dean

She can stay the night.

Dean

I got to say, I'm a little disappointed.

Sam

Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.

Dean

Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.

Sam

Uhh... we need to think. Dean, what do we know of that has...uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?

Dean

I don't know--you?

Dean

Listen, Sam, I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but I can carry you.

Sam

You realize that you kind of just quoted "Lord of the rings", right?

Dean

But come on man, it's the Rudy hobbit, and the Rudy hobbit always gets a pass. [Sam laughing] Shut up.

Sam

And I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

Dean

What like my feelings?

Sam

If that's what you want to talk about, sure.

Dean

Okay. I'll tell you what. Why don't I go get some, uh, herbal tea.

Sam

Okay.

Dean

And you can find some Cowboy Junkies on the dial.

Sam

Eat me, Dean.

Dean

And you know what? We'll just talk it out.

Dean

Good talk.

Dean

Nay, great talk! Very healthy!

FBI? You're here about the Lady Killer Murders, aren't you?

Sam

The Lady Killer Murders?

Yeah, coined it myself.

Dean

Congratulations.

Sam

You knew somehow, right?

Bobby

Took a chance. 50/50

Bobby

What the hell is this?

Sam

All right, don't get all pissed off. Purgatory.

Bobby

Balls!

Kindness... please?

Heaven? Heaven? Heaven?

You came. I knew you would. I've been praying... for so long.

Sam

No. No, I'm not Him. I'm sorry.

No. (She comes into the light) You came. I knew you would. I've been praying... for so long.

You came. I knew you would. I've been praying... for so long.

Sam

Bobby?

Bobby

Dean spent a year in this place?

Sam

Running and fighting, all day, every day.

Bobby

Must have been hell on you not being able to get him out all that time. You did try?

Sam

Look, Bobby, Dean and I had an agreement, okay?

Bobby

I know that agreement. I taught you that agreement. That's a non-agreement. I get the feeling a lot must have happened while I was gone.

My mom always told me not to play with my food.

Sam

Yeah, well maybe you should've listened to your mom!

Sam

You remember when, uh... when Dad took us to the bottom of the Grand Canyon on that pack-mule ride?

Dean

The what?

Sam

And uh-your mule kept farting. Like letting it go, like gale force?

Dean

Dude you were like 4 years old, I barely remember it.

Sam

(laughs) You rode a farty donkey.

Dean

How you feeling?

Sam

Honestly, ummm... my, uh whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.

Dean

I've had that hangover. Jäger, man.

Castiel

I like this bunker. It's orderly.

Sam

Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.

Castiel

I've heard of that. It's a game, right?