Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

[to Dean] Hey. So, we got another wrinkle. Uh, looks like Kevin's gone "missing"... And it's gone federal. Yeah.. Where's Meg?

Meg

I'm here.

Dean

[to Meg] Great, so now we're kidnappers?

Meg

Not if we shut up about it. Why? Who'd we kidnap?

Castiel

You seem troubled. Course that's a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.

Sam

Okay. Um... right now I'm just wondering about you.

Castiel

What about me?.. [realizes] You're worried about the burden I lifted from you.

Sam

I thought I was done for... Do you see Lucifer?

Castiel

I did at first. But that was... It was a projection of yours, I think, sort of an aftertaste. Now I more see... Well, everything. It's funny. I was.. I was done for too. The weight of all my mistakes, all those lives and souls lost, I...I couldn't take it either. I was... [Sighs] ..I was lost.. until I took on your pain. It's strange to think that, that helped.. But-

Sam

I know you never did anything but try to help. I realize that, Cass, and I'm grateful. We're all grateful. And we're gonna help you get better, okay? No matter what it takes.

Sam

It says we need to start with the blood of a fallen angel.

Castiel

Well, you know me. Always happy to bleed for the Winchesters. (fills up vial with his blood)

Dean

Okay man I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in Dad's duffle.

Sam

Anna Nicole?

Dean

Anna Nicole. Ah, the good they die young, huh?

Dean

A little FYI. Bobby's officing out of the john these days.

Sam

Ahh - awkward.

Sam

Could've been a monastery. Monks get up at 4am to pray.

Dean

Ohh - Can't get laid, can't sleep in. That's a freaking tragedy... Okay, so alpha's camping next to a monkey house

Dean

Alright Sam - tap the keg.

Sam

Here?

Dean

Yeah Sam, look around; it's freaking Woodstock, everyone's hopped up on the brown acid. We don't need the song and dance. Give him a little prick.

Sam

We should call Castiel.

Dean

Dude, on my car...he showed up naked...covered in bees.

Sam

Yeah, I am not really sorry I missed that.

Dean

Well, I guess if we can't find a righteous bone in a friggin' nunnery crypt.

Sam

All right. Here – listen to this. Sister Mary Benedict, uh, taught the learning-impaired and died at age 23.

Dean

Eh, it's a little young. Find someone who's had time to cook.

Sam

Okay, well, there was, uh... here – Sister Mary Eunice. Uh, fed the poor, became Mother Superior at age 60.

Dean

Sounds political. Power corrupts.

Sam

Right. Um... listen to this – Sister Mary Constant, 83 years of quiet, humble nun-like goodness. What do you think?

Dean

Wow. I want to be more righteous just reading this.

Sam

Exactly.

Dean

All right, well, I lay odds on her. Here we go. Well... let's bone this nun.

Dean

Sorry.

Sam

Where's Dean?

Crowley

That bone... has a bit of a kick. God weapons often do. They should put a warning on the box.

Sam

Where are they, Crowley?!

Crowley

Can't help you, Sam.

Sam

Maybe we should split up. Ask around. See if anyone's seen him.

Dean

Yeah. Asian kid. Yay high. At a university. That should be easy.

Sam

Kevin, how you holding up?

Kevin

Awesome. The King of Hell just snapped my girlfriend's neck. How 'bout you?

Dean

You smell it, Sammy?

Sam

Burning flesh?

Dean

Revenge. So close.

Dean

Wow. Guy goes to Purgatory for a year, all hell breaks loose. Check this out. Jogger in Minneapolis gets his heart ripped out.

Sam

I'm guessing literally.

Dean

Only way that interests me. And then, there's another article from six months ago. Same thing happens, also in Minneapolis. What's that tell us?

Sam

Stay out of Minneapolis!

Dean

If they are words. Sounds like babble to me. Wait a second.

Sam

What?

Dean

I bought a translation app.

Sam

You bought an app?