Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

I have visions. I see things before they happen.

Yeah. Me, too.

Yeah, and I can put thoughts into people's heads. Like, make them do stuff. Oh, but don't worry, I don't think it works on you guys. Oh, but get this, um, I've been practicing. Training my brain, like meditation. Right? So now, it's not just thoughts I can beam out, but images, too. Like, anything I want. It's just like: Bam! People, they see it. This one guy I know -- total dick, right? I used it on him: gay porn. All hours of the day. [laughs] It was just like... you should have seen the look on his face.

Salt is a weapon?

Sam

It's a brave new world.

(reading Dean's receipt) D. Hasselhoff?

Sam

Yeah. It's Dean's signature. It... It's hard to explain.

Sam

How long do you get?

Dean

One year. I get one year.

Sam

You shouldn't have done that. How could you do that?!

Dean

Don't get mad at me. Don't you do that. I had to. I had to look out for you. That's my job!

Sam

And what do you think my job is?

Dean

What?

Sam

You save my life! Over and over! I mean, you sacrifice everything for me! Don't you think I'd do the same for you? You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you.. And I don't care what it takes. I'm gonna get you out of this. Guess I gotta save your ass for a change.

Bobby

So, where's your brother?

Sam

Polling the electorate.

Bobby

What?

Sam

Never mind.

Dean

Well, you look like Hell warmed over.

Bobby

You try exorcising all night, see how you feel.

Sam

Any survivors, Bobby?

Bobby

Well, the pretty girl and the heavy guy... they'll make it. A lifetime of therapy bills ahead, but still...

Sam

You're a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when Dad sold his soul for you? 'Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted and broken. And now you go and do the same thing... to me. What you did was selfish.

Dean

Yeah. You're right. Was selfish. But I'm okay with that.

Sam

I'm not.

Dean

Tough. After everything I've done for this family, I think I'm entitled.

Sam

(trying to cover up his phone call) Oh, I was just ordering pizza.

Dean

Dude, you do realize that you're in a restaurant?

Sam

Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... (lamely) I just felt like pizza, y'know?

Dean

Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton.

Sam

So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?

Dean

She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!

Sam

Why are you following me?

I'm interested in you.

Sam

Why?

Because you're tall. I love a tall man!

Dean

(reading from trophy) 1995.

Sam

No way. That's my Division Championship soccer trophy! I can't believe he kept this.

Dean

Yeah, it's probably the closest you ever came to being a boy. Oh, wow! It’s my first sawed-off. I made it myself. Sixth grade.

Sam

What am I even supposed to do, Dean?

Dean

Nothing, nothing! Come here. I don't want you doing... anything! I want you to sit right here, and don't move! Okay? Don't turn on the light, don't turn off the light, don't even scratch your nose!

Sam

[mouthing the words] Scratch my nose? [checks to see that Dean has left, then scratches his nose]

Sam

No offense, but what are you doing here, Father?

Like it or not, you go where your flock is.

Casey

Plus, the clergy drinks for free.

Those were my brothers. This guy, he killed my brothers. How would you feel?

Sam

Can't imagine anything worse.

Sam

Well, thinking about fairy tales.

Dean

Oh, that's... That's nice. You think about fairy tales often?

Sam

No, Dean, I'm talking about the murders. A guy and a girl hiking through the woods, an old lady tries to eat them. That's Hansel and Gretel.

Sam

Then we've got the three brothers, arguing over how to build houses, attacked by the Big, Bad Wolf.

Dean

The Three Little Pigs.

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

Actually, those guys were a little chubby. Oh wait, I thought all those things ended with, uh, everyone living happily ever after.

Sam

No, no, not the originals. See, the Grimm Brothers stuff was kind of like the.. the folklore of its day, full of sex, violence, cannibalism. Now, it got sanitized over the years and turned into Disney flicks and bedtime stories.

Dean

So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That's a little crazy.

Sam

Crazy as what? Every day of our lives?

Dean

Touché.