Ruby quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Why are you following me?

I'm interested in you.

Sam

Why?

Because you're tall. I love a tall man!

Cute piece.

Bobby

Who are you?

Won't stop a demon, if that's what you think.

Bobby

How the hell would you know?

Oh, I don't know...[blackens her eyes] Call it an educated guess.

Bobby

Well, ain't I lucky then? Found a subject for a test fire.

[laughs] Luck had nothing to do with it. But hey, by all means, take your best shot. [Bobby hesitates, Ruby becomes impatient] Ugh...are you gonna stand there like a pantywaist? Or are you gonna shoot-! [Bobby shoots her, she looks down at the wound, then looks back at Bobby] Ouch. This smarts a little.

Bobby

What do you want?

Peace on earth, a new shirt. Now, do you want me to help you out with that gun, or not, hm?

Dean

So let me get this straight. You were human once. You died, you went to Hell, and you became a...

Yeah.

Dean

How long ago?

Back when the plague was big.

Dean

So all of them? What, every damn demon, they were all human once?

Every one I've ever met.

Dean

Well they sure don't act like it.

Most of them have forgotten what it means, or even that they were. That's what happens when you go to Hell, Dean. That's what Hell is. Forgetting what you are.

The answer is, "Yes," by the way.

Dean

Sorry?

Yes, same thing will happen to you. It might take centuries, but sooner or later, Hell will burn away your humanity. Every hell-bound soul, every one, turns into something else. Turns you into us, so, yeah. Yeah, you can count on it.

Dean

There's no way of saving me from the Pit, is there?

[sighs] No.

So, million dollar question: you going to tell Dean about what we're doing?

Sam

Yeah, I just gotta figure out the right way to say it. Look, I just need time, okay? That's all.

Sam, he's going to find out, and if it's not from you he's going to be pissed.

Sam

He's going to be pissed, anyway. I mean, he's so hardheaded about this psychic stuff he'll just try and stop me.

Look. Maybe I'll just take a step back for a while.

Sam

Ruby, you...

I mean, I'm not exactly in your brother's fan club. But he is your brother, and I'm not going to come between you.

Sam

I don't know if what I'm doing is right. Hell, I don't even know if I trust you.

Thanks.

Sam

But what I do know is I'm saving people. And stopping demons. And that feels good. I want to keep going.

Proof. This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.

Sam

You grabbed a coma patient?

You didn't want me to take a body with someone in it, and I made sure that the spirit was gone. Apartment was empty. You happy?

Sam

Why are you here?

I can't bring Dean back. But I can get you something else that you want.

Sam

Huh. And, uh... what's that?

Lilith.

Sam

You want me to use my psychic whatever.

Look, I know that it spooks you...

Sam

Skip the speech. I'm ready. Let's go.

Slow down there, cowboy.

Sam

Just tell me what I have to do.

Look, Lilith is one scary bitch. When I was in the Pit, there was talk. She's cooking up something big, apocalyptic big.

Sam

So let's kill her.

You want to go in there and half-ass it like before? We have the time to get it right. Let's get it right.

Sam

Okay. What do you want from me?

Well, a little patience... and sobriety. Promise me that... and I will teach you everything I know.

Dean

Sam?

Sam

Yeah?

Dean

Too much information.

Sam

Hey, I told you I was coming clean.

Dean

Yeah, well, now I feel dirty. Okay, well, uh, brain-stabbing imagery aside... So far, all you've told me about is a manipulative bitch who, uh, screwed you, played mind games with you, and did everything in the book to get you to go bad.

Sam

Yeah, well, there's more to the story.

Dean

Just... skip the nudity, please.

Dean

Iron walls drenched in salt. Demons can't even touch the joint.

Which I find racist, by the way.

I can't believe it.

Sam

Ruby, what's going on?

You did it. I-I mean, it was a little touch and go there for a while, but you did it.

Sam

What? What-what did I do?

You opened the door, and now he's free at last. He's free at last!

Sam

No, no, no-he, uh, Lilith. I stopped her. I killed her!

"And it is written, that the first demon shall be the last Seal." And you bust her open, now guess who's coming to dinner.

Sam

Oh my god...

Guess again!