Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Rowena

Can this be true? His sister! In my day we’d all be burned at the stake for even thinking any of this!

Crowley

You see then, Mother, the need for urgency.

Rowena

Well, if my deciphering of the Book is so pivotal, I’d like to know what’s in it for me.

Dean

You mean, other than your life?

Crowley

Speaking of which, I’ll make you a little deal, mummy. You pitch in like a good girl, I’ll call off my assassins. No more looking over your shoulder, for now.

Rowena

I’ll need the Codex, of course. And the codebreaker Charlie devised.

Sam

Yeah, you’ll get limited access. Supervised.

Dean

We need to know exactly this: how to open the Cage and how to protect Sam once it is.

Rowena

Just what’s in this Cage that’s so dangerous?

Sam

Lucifer.

Rowena

Lucifer? The original Dark Prince?

Dean

Yes, an archangel so badass that he was personally dumped into the Cage by God Himself.

Rowena

Well, let’s get to it then, lads.

Amara

You misunderstand my purpose on Earth.

Dean

Well, do I misunderstand the people that you butchered in the park or that church?

Amara

I had to get His attention.

Dean

His?

Amara

God. I tried praying, calling out in need. He ignored me. He forced my hand. I had no other reason to harm His chosen. My issue is with my brother, not His creation.

Dean

Whatever the deal is between you two; whoever threw the first punch, whoever was Daddy’s favorite...

Amara

There was no Daddy.

Dean

Whatever. That mess is your mess. It’s between you two. You’re taking people’s lives. You’re taking their souls.

Amara

I consumed their souls. They aren’t gone. They’re a part of me and, in that way, they live forever.

Dean

What is it exactly that you want? When you make the world of bliss and peace, what’s in it for you?

Amara

What I deserve.

Dean

Which is?

Amara

Everything.

Dean

Everything?

Amara

I was the beginning and I will be the end. I will be all that there is.

Dean

That... that’s a thing?

Castiel

Yeah. The angels ― what they did ― it released a tremendous amount of energy and there’s fallout, so this whole area is poisoned.

Dean

You can heal me, right?

Castiel

No, I can’t and the closer you get to the blast site the worse your sickness will become.

Dean

How worse?

Castiel

The last time there was a smiting of this magnitude, Lot’s wife turned to salt.

Sam

Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra.

Dean

I know. A real dick move, huh?

Dean

Did you catch us a case?

Sam

Uh, no. Get this. Some dude took a picture of a weasel riding a flying woodpecker. Midair. It's kinda nuts.

Dean

When you mix it up with the - potatoes and the, the beans, you guys eat like this every day?

Jody

It's just chicken.

Sam

It's shaped like chicken! Not a patty, or a nugget!

Claire

I don't wanna go to school.

Dean

Nobody wants to go to school, Claire, it's school!

Sam

Hey, did you know the Nazis had a special branch devoted to archaeology?

Dean

Little early for Nazi trivia, especially without caffeine.

Dean

We’ve done nothing but mainline lore for a week, okay? We’ve got jack on another Hand of God and Amara, and we’ve got even less jack on how to save Cas.

Sam

If he wants to be saved.

Dean

He does... even if he doesn’t know it yet.

Dean

There's a case down in Goodlettsville, Tennessee. Bobby had a call from another hunter, a guy named Harvey. He was hunting a case, house was rumored to be chock full of poltergeists. But he couldn't find the bones to burn, so he calls Bobby for backup. Bobby high-tails it down there, he goes into the house, buckshots, guns blazin'—

Rufus

No, no, no, no, no! Do not tell me how you tell it. Tell me how it really happened.

Bobby

I stepped one foot inside that house, and filled my drawers. You could feel the badness, Rufus. I found Harv on the floor, in a coma. I tried to help, but he looked like he'd been there for days. And then I heard footsteps. I was trapped. But I had this old Celtic sigil. Sort of a 'break glass in case of emergency' sort of thing. Supposed to trap monsters, but to be honest, the damn thing never worked before. But it was all I had, so I started. And this house is bad juju, it just got a hell of a lot worse. Then I finished the sigil, and once I did, the house went back to normal.

Dean

What's with the freeze-frame?

Billie

Just savoring this. Though, I have to say, of all the ways I thought you'd go... heart attack, some fang, choking on a burger while binge-watching Charles in Charge...

Dean

You know, The Darkness is out there, and the world is gonna burn. And once she gets started, that's the end of everything, including you. Sam's the only one who can stop it.

Billie

Hmm, how's that?

Billie

That's what I thought. It's cute, though. You pretending you're trying to save Sam for the greater good, when we both know you're doing it for you. You can't lose him. But even if Sammy could win the title bout... the answer would still be 'no.' The answer will always be 'no.' Game's over, Dean. No more second chances. No more extra lives. Time to say bye-bye to Luigi, Mario.

Crowley

I'm lucky to be alive! Lucifer had me trussed up like a dog in my own palace.

Dean

'Palace?' Oh, you mean the abandoned nut house?

Sam

And Cas wanted to do this.

Dean

Yeah, well, there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask. That doesn't make it a good idea.