Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

What you said earlier back there, about being past saving were you really-

Dean

I was just telling the guy what he needed to hear. We better go.

Sam

Hey, we good?

Dean

Aces. Yeah, I love the smell of parchment in the morning.

Sam

I mean how much lore is even left? We got nothing on the Mark?

Dean

Right, you think these eggheads with all the crap they amassed over the years would have actually collected something important. Ah, here -- 'He-wolf, She-wolf: A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism,' six hundred pages, volume one. But, uh, something important, like I don't know maybe the oldest symbol known to man -- 'that's not worth our time, it's not weird enough.'

Sam

Alright I'll go try and crack the police server.

Dean

Yeah, maybe I'll go crack the deputy.

Sam

Right. But this time try to be a little less defensive of your pretend job.

Dean

You know this badge means something.

Sam

I made it at Kinkos.

Dean

Yes you did. Be proud of that.

Donna

Wait so, when we were at the weight loss spa.

Dean

Monsters, sucking out your fat. We took care of it.

Donna

Ah jeez. I knew losing ten pounds that fast was too good to be true.

Dean

You're gonna sit this one out.

Donna

Stuff you Dean, or whatever your real name is.

It's all love pretty boy. All of you will become all of us. We won't waste one bit.

Dean

Okay Mufasa enough with the circle of life crap. You're a vampire, you're scum, end of story.

Sam

You good?

Dean

Yeah. Yeah, you know for the first time since I've been back, I didn't feel like the Mark was pushing me.

Sam

First time?

Dean

All I know is that back there, killing those vamps. I felt like me again.

Sam

Alright, so that's good right?

Dean

Yeah.

Dean

This is why you called us, this is your emergency?

Castiel

Yes!

Dean

No Cas, an emergency is a dead body, okay or a wigged out angel, or the Apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency, that's every Friday night for Sam.

Dean

So you’re having a midlife crisis?

Castiel

I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.

Dean

Cas I need you to promise me something.

Castiel

Of course.

Dean

If I do go darkside you've got to take me out.

Castiel

What do you mean?

Dean

Knife me, smite me, throw me into the friggin’ sun; whatever. And don’t let Sam get in the way, cause he’ll try. I can’t go down that road again man, I can’t be that thing again.

Dean

Whoa hey, Miley Cyrus, settle.

Claire

Eat me, Hasselhoff.

Dean

We know John Winchester isn't going to win any #1 Dad awards, but damn if he wasn't there when we needed him.

Sam

Hey, uh, tell him about that time in New York.

Dean

Oh Yeah... Yeah, okay so, ah. We were working this haunting in Long Island, and me and Sam begged the old man to let us go to the city, for once.

Sam

He had this thing about New York; too big, too loud, too dirty.

Dean

And he hated the Yankees.

Sam

Big time, yeah.

Dean

Somehow we convinced him to let us go. So we all go, we all you know see the sites and ride the subway, eat too much pizza, the whole nine. By about midnight Sam and Dad are zonked, and I figure 'screw it, I'm going to CBGB.'

Sam

CBGB is...

Castiel

I know. It's where the Ramones and Blondie got their start.

Sam

Right, wow. Anyway he was way underage at the time.

Dean

So I get there, I sneak in, and it is nuts. I mean people are drinking, and they're smoking, and they're snorting whatever. There's a 500 pound guy on the stage with mohawk just screaming. My mind is blown I don't even know what to do. Then this girl walks up, and she's 'Hey why don't come over sit down with me and my friends at this table,' 'yeah, alright.'

Sam

Yeah and they get him drunk. First time.

Dean

But not fun drunk, I'm not quite sure what was in that stuff, but the room starts to spin, and I feel like I'm going to puke forever. Right about that time, I hear him. 'Dean Winchester.' My old man, I don't know how but he found me. And now I'm really freaking out, because he's just standing there not saying anything, and I look around everyone else is freaking out too in fact no one is looking him in the eye, then finally this one guy with like a safety pin in his nose and a 'kill everything' tattoo looks up and he says 'sorry sir.' Yeah, 'sorry sir' heh. John frickin' Winchester.

Castiel

He saved you.

Dean

Yeah and you know what he got for that? Me whining about how much he embarrassed me. Me telling him that I hated him. But then he stopped and turned around looked at me and said, 'Son, you don't like me that's fine. It's not my job to be liked.'

Sam

'It's my job to raise you right.'

Dean

And he did.

Castiel

Do you think Claire is in trouble?

Dean

She's hanging out with a guy named Randy, she's in trouble.