Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Let's say you're right.

Sam

About What?

Dean

Everything. Maybe I'm not ready to hunt. But I am just trying to do the right thing, man. 'Cause I am so sick and tired of doing the wrong one.

Dean

I'm gonna throw up.

Sam

I mean I gotta say, it's kinda charming. The-the production value, and the... No? No. No. I'm gonna check for EMF, you-you look for, uh cursed objects.

Dean

What are they doing?

Marie

Oh, uh they're rehearsing the "B.M." scene.

Dean

The bowel movement scene?

Marie

No, the boy melodrama scene... You know the scene where the boys get together and their driving or leaning against Baby, drinking a beer, sharing their feelings. The two of them alone, but together -- bonded, united, the power of their-

Dean

Why are they standing so close together?

Marie

Reasons.

Dean

You know they're brothers, right?

Marie

Well duh. But subtext.

Dean

Why don't you take a sub-step back, ladies!

Marie

We do explore the nature of Destiel in Act Two.

Dean

Wha-- what's Destiel?

Marie

You know, Dean-slash-Castiel. I mean, it's all subtext, but you can't spell subtext without S-E-X.

Dean

[glares at the camera]

Dean

Alright, Shakespeare. You know that I can actually tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean. A friend of mine hooked me up with the unpublished-unpublished books. So, Sam came back from Hell, but without his soul, and Cas brought in a bunch of Leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby, and then Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory... Sam hit a dog. Uh, they met a prophet named Kevin; they lost him too. Then Sam underwent a series of trials in an attempt to close the Gates of Hell, which nearly cost him his life. And Dean... he became a demon. A Knight of Hell actually.

Marie

Wow.

Dean

Yup.

Marie

That is some of the worst fan-fiction I have ever heard. I mean, seriously, where did your friend find this garbage? And not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. I'll have to send you some links later.

Sam

Casdean?

Dean

Shut your face. Get in the car.

Marie

Dean? You never should've thrown this away.

Dean

It never really worked. I don't need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother.

Sam

Wow, think we're a little under dressed? I mean the fed threads are in the trunk.

Dean

Are you kidding me, for once we don't have to wear suits. You're lucky my waistband is not elastic.

Sam

Husband and wife tag-team killer ghosts.

Dean

Gotta keep the marriage alive somehow.

Dean

Let me guess. You two got bored last Christmas.

Dash

New Canaan Clambake, actually.

Sam

Dean what was that all about back there?

Dean

What are you talking about?

Sam

I mean, all those extra shots after the shifter was already dead. What was that?

Dean

I don't know. Target practice?

Sam

Come on man, I'm serious. Are you sure it wasn't, I don't know demon residue or something to do with the Mark?

Dean

No none of that.

Sam

Right. Look man I gotta be honest-

Dean

Oh my god Sam, it was my first kill since I've been back. You know, I got a little anxious, I just wanted to make sure it was done right. Plain and simple. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Sam

'Oh baby whatever you want, I'm just burning up thinking about you.'

Dean

They get raunchier.

Sam

Yeah I see that, it's like a Penthouse letter.

Dean

I'm not a demon any more.

Cole

Were you a demon when you murdered my father?

Dean

No.

Cole

Then you're still a monster.

Cole

You say that now, but the last time we fought you couldn't even remember his name.

Dean

2003 Nyack, New York, Ed Trenton. I was working a case three dead, livers ripped out and eaten by your father.

Cole

Livers.

Dean

I tracked him down that night, to your house.

Cole

When you say he was a monster, what kind of monster was he?

Dean

I don't know, I never seen that kind before, never seen it again. All I know is that he came home that night looking to kill, it could have been you, it could have been your mom.

Cole

My whole life I've been...

Dean

I get it, that was your story. Look man I got one of those too, okay but those stories that we tell that keep us going, sometimes they blind us. They take us to dark places, kinda place where I might beat the crap out of a good man, just for the fun of it. The people who love me, they pulled me back from that edge. Cole, once you touch that darkness, it never goes away. Now the truth is, I'm past saving. I know how my story ends; it's at the edge of a blade or the barrel of a gun. So the question is that going to be today, it gonna be that gun?