Donna Hanscum quotes from Supernatural

Donna

So. Fresh corpse, jerk ex-husband, out of control teen. Wanna get blingo'd on my mini-bar and watch pay-per-view?

Donna

Look at all this sunblock, you'd think he's at the Copacabana or something.

Donna

Knowing that these things are out there, makes the world seem -- I don't know bigger, darker.

Jody

Honestly Donna, I just met the guy but, Doug seems like kind of a dick.

Donna

But he was my dick... I'm gonna hit the can, you know, where it's less gross.

Donna

Uh Oh, flying the coop without me? Again.

Jody

No.

Donna

No I get it, I do. Take a hint Donna. Right?

Jody

There's been another animal attack.

Donna

Shut the front door. Says who?

Donna

Wait so, when we were at the weight loss spa.

Dean

Monsters, sucking out your fat. We took care of it.

Donna

Ah jeez. I knew losing ten pounds that fast was too good to be true.

Dean

You're gonna sit this one out.

Donna

Stuff you Dean, or whatever your real name is.

Jody

You okay?

Donna

Yeah, other than feeling like I wanna hurl. I just chopped off a vampire's head.

Jody

You were great at that.

Donna

Thanks.

Jody

You know if you want any pointers on how to fight this crazy crap, I'm willing to fill you in -- you know what kills what.

Donna

I'd like that.

Two masked psychos in two days. I mean, what are the chances?

Donna

My guess? Copycat killer.

Dean

Damn social media.