Marie quotes from Supernatural

Marie

Yeah. You're right. If Sam and Dean were real, they wouldn't back down from a fight, especially my sweet, brave, selfless Sam. There's nothing he can't do.

Dean

What are they doing?

Marie

Oh, uh they're rehearsing the "B.M." scene.

Dean

The bowel movement scene?

Marie

No, the boy melodrama scene... You know the scene where the boys get together and their driving or leaning against Baby, drinking a beer, sharing their feelings. The two of them alone, but together -- bonded, united, the power of their-

Dean

Why are they standing so close together?

Marie

Reasons.

Dean

You know they're brothers, right?

Marie

Well duh. But subtext.

Dean

Why don't you take a sub-step back, ladies!

Marie

We do explore the nature of Destiel in Act Two.

Dean

Wha-- what's Destiel?

Marie

You know, Dean-slash-Castiel. I mean, it's all subtext, but you can't spell subtext without S-E-X.

Dean

[glares at the camera]

Dean

Alright, Shakespeare. You know that I can actually tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean. A friend of mine hooked me up with the unpublished-unpublished books. So, Sam came back from Hell, but without his soul, and Cas brought in a bunch of Leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby, and then Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory... Sam hit a dog. Uh, they met a prophet named Kevin; they lost him too. Then Sam underwent a series of trials in an attempt to close the Gates of Hell, which nearly cost him his life. And Dean... he became a demon. A Knight of Hell actually.

Marie

Wow.

Dean

Yup.

Marie

That is some of the worst fan-fiction I have ever heard. I mean, seriously, where did your friend find this garbage? And not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. I'll have to send you some links later.

Marie

Dean? You never should've thrown this away.

Dean

It never really worked. I don't need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother.

Marie

Hi. Thank you so much for coming, I know the second act is a little bit wonky and the first act has some issues, but... what did you think?

Chuck

Not bad.