[In the studio, a tipsy Jordan explains to Cal that she's avoiding her boss, Jack.]
So, I'm hiding here tonight. This is like, for me, Superman's Dome of Pleasure.
Fortress of Solitude?
Yes!
Well, enjoy yourself.
I believe I will!
“The Wrap Party” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Danny Tripp (2), Matt Albie (1), Harriet Hayes (1), Jordan McDeere (1), Jack Rudolph (1), Cal Shanley (1), Tom Jeter (1), Simon Stiles (1)
JJeannie
How do you feel about Darren?
I'm crazy about him, and I'll tell you why.
JJeannie
He's a professional athlete and has the body of one?
No. It's because he's the anti-Matt. Darren is the anti-Matt! He's not snide, he's not smug, he's not superior -- he goes to church! -- he works with his hands...
JJeannie
Well, he's not a rancher. He's a middle-reliever for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
I'm saying he is, by and large, unburdened by....what?
JJeannie
Thought?
He thinks.
JJeannie
About what?
I'm looking forward to discovering that tonight.
[Tom is dismayed about his parents' imminent visit to the studio.]
I'm gonna show them around the studio, and when we say goodnight, I swear to God, my father's gonna ask me if I need any money, and it is going to take everything I've got not to point out to him I could buy his house four times and turn it into my ping-pong room.
I would resist that urge.
[After the show, Danny is trying to deflect annoyed host Lauren Graham when Matt enters the office.]
LGLauren Graham
Why did you cut my sketch?
It wasn't funny.
LGLauren Graham
I thought it was funny.
I thought the writing was funny, but that you weren't very good.
LGLauren Graham
Really? 'Cause I thought the writing was one unbearably long set up for a jingle.
And that's why I cut the sketch. You were in a number of wonderful sketches tonight, including a hilarious send-up of your character on Calico Gals.
LGLauren Graham
Gilmore Girls.
I wrote it down for you!
You see it as part of your job to screw with my company, don't you?
No! I do not. That's just one of the perks.
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