Half the shows in prime time start with two strippers getting strangled after a lap dance, and that's fine with me but if it's also fine with Jesus then I don't see the need to tiptoe around his name.
“Nevada Day, Part 1” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Matt Albie (4), Danny Tripp (2), Harriet Hayes (2), Jack Rudolph (1)
It's one thing to be asked to respect someone else's religion, it's another to be asked to respect their taboos. In my religion it's disrespectful to God not to keep your head covered. You don't see me insisting that the cast of CSI:Miami wear yarmulkas.
That'd be an unusual creative direction for CSI:Miami.
[about Jordan] She delights in tweaking the religious community every bit as much as Matt does...
That is not true. No one delights in tweaking the religious community nearly as much as Matt does.
[about an interview] I said the Bible says it's a sin. It also says judge not lest ye be judged, and that it was something for smarter people than me to decide.
"Ye" is a word you don't hear a lot.
How do you manage to see every piece of my press?
We have a press department, I get a daily press packet. They highlight what they want me to see - this one got a highlight, an arrow and a sticker!
Well, as I said, they left out the second sentence.
Yeah, can I ask you something? Does your ass hurt from straddling the fence like that all the time?
I don't even know what the sides are in the culture war.
Well, your side hates my side because you think we think you're stupid, and my side hates your side because we think you're stupid.
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