[to rehearsal audience] Danny Tripp has just gone upstairs to Matt Albie's office, where the two of them will very quickly decide what makes it into the show tonight. We call this "the Friday-night slaughter". This is where you find out if you have the chance to be the next Bill Murray, or the next Domino's Pizza delivery guy.
“The Long Lead Story” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Martha (4), Harriet Hayes (3), Matt Albie (1), Tom Jeter (1)
Well, everyone here's a big fan of yours, Martha.
Really? How would I be referred to in your parents' house?
The Devil's whore from Washington.
Yeah... I'm really the Devil's whore from Bethesda.
Sting is in the building right now?
He's on stage.
Sting is upstairs, playing a lute.
You want to go watch?
Harriet, you're interesting but... get out of my way!
It's a beautiful instrument.
Sting? Or the lute?
What are you writing about, Martha?
I don't know yet. I know that half this country hates the other half, and I know that, for 90 minutes a week, you and Harriet come together.
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