Jordan McDeere quotes from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Jordan

You've never been rejected by a woman before?

Danny

Not this many times by the same woman in one night.

Jordan

(on the phone with Danny) Hi, this is Jordan McDeere. I'm the President of NBS west coast entertainment.

Danny

Yes ma'am.

Jordan

I'm concerned that not enough of your cameras are aimed at her chest.

Danny

Well, I got all four of them working. But this is just dress. If you want I can bring in some IMAX equipment tonight.

Jordan

This is what you like, huh?

Danny

Me? Uh...no, and I'll tell you why. Because she's TOO sexy.

Jordan

My hormones are like a Los Alamos experiment right now.

Danny

What does that mean?

Jordan

Get the cameras off her chest!!

Jordan

It just told me I'd stuffed it in a Prada bag!

Danny

The real baby's gonna do that, too.

Jordan

Yeah, but now I know not to... you know...

Danny

Stuff the baby in a bag?

Jordan

Yeah!

Danny

You knew that before!

Jordan

Now I can practice comforting.

Danny

You turned it off with a remote.

Danny

I know you're nervous, and... God understands that. So he made the first year an on-ramp. Okay? You're not up to full speed, you're just merging with other traffic.

Jordan

You know how many times I've busted my car merging with other traffic?

Danny

Alright, you don't... drive... the baby. Ever.