You've never been rejected by a woman before?
Not this many times by the same woman in one night.
“The Harriet Dinner, Part 2” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Danny Tripp (2), Jordan McDeere (1), Jack Rudolph (1), Cal Shanley (1)
I've been locked up on a roof with a deadly viper in my studio, and it's been the best night of my life, because I was with you. I wasn't going to lose interest in four months.
ZTZhang Tao
Oh, her mother will take care of that.
You speak English?
ZTZhang Tao
I speak a few words.
How many words?
ZTZhang Tao
All of them.
Why do you pretend you can't speak English?
ZTZhang Tao
It's fun.
It's fun?! [pause] Yeah. Guess it would be.
BBevo
The snake's blocking the exit. That's why the coyote won't come back. He's afraid of the snake.
And the ferret?
BBevo
He's afraid of the coyote.
I tell you, man, this lacks the feel of professionalism!
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