(on the phone with Danny) Hi, this is Jordan McDeere. I'm the President of NBS west coast entertainment.
I'm concerned that not enough of your cameras are aimed at her chest.
Well, I got all four of them working. But this is just dress. If you want I can bring in some IMAX equipment tonight.
This is what you like, huh?
Me? Uh...no, and I'll tell you why. Because she's TOO sexy.
My hormones are like a Los Alamos experiment right now.
Get the cameras off her chest!!
I went down there to pitch her a sketch about a Christian Radio Host, and it turns out, she's a Christian.
Yeah, but she's like...ya know...a member!
What were the odds of that? I'd say the last two places I'd expect to find a member of the Christian right are the corridors of Studio 60 and a synagogue.
LLuke
Did you offend her?
I couldn't have offended her more if I re-crucified her savior, it was stunning!
It's gotta be soon, right?
I'm feeling the good vibe
I'll tell you this, if it doesn't make it to air, it sure wasn't your fault
DDylan
It sure wasn't your fault
You got a receipt for it my man.
DDylan
You're Tom Jeter. No more need to be said.
You could've picked up the pace a little
DDylan
Yeah. Maybe a little less mugging from you.
(forcefully) No. No. This is what they want. To turn us against each other.
DDylan
You never mug man.
(Tom sees Andy approaching)
Here comes Andy. He'll make us feel better.
(They both start walking towards Andy)
(Andy gives them a nod of recognition as they approach him)
AAndy
You graceless homicidal bastards. I think if you go check the stage you'll find jokes lying on the floor where you left them to die.
(pointing to Dylan) It was his pacing.
AAndy
Should someone have indicated to you on a map where Canada was? Because your Canadian accent...
This is the longest they've ever taken to decide.
AAndy
In the old days, if your sketch didn't make it on the air, they used to send you downstairs naked, to sell lemon drinks shrouded only in your failure. And you'd have to explain to the patrons why you weren't good enough.
DDylan
There used to be a naked lemon drink salesman?
