Junko quotes from Storm Hawks

Junko

Now I got an earache!

Stork

We're doomed.

Anyone up for a snack?

Junko

Am I?

Aerrow

Now hold on just a minute! This has gone on long enough. You’re supposed to be this great warrior trainer, but you haven’t taught us a thing! The Talons are out there going after our friends, and we’re on Terra Neon wasting time! So what’s it gonna be?

Well, I hear flame corn here's excellent.

Finn

Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?

Piper

That's almost our entire power supply!

Junko

What? No toast?

Aerrow

Come on, Junko! It's me, Aerrow!

Junko

Nobody calls me junk! I am the Ultimate Mighty Mega Warrior and you are about to be crushed!

Piper

Guys, this is bad...

Junko

[scoffs] They want how much for a one-bedroom apartment?

Finn

Is that a skirt?

Junko

It's traditional Wallop greeting attire. I wanna look good for B.A.R.F.

Finn

"B.A.R.F."?

Junko

The Brotherhood of Atmosian high-Risk Fuel workers; the toughest Wallops ever!

Junko

[to Wallop miners] By the crystal peaks of Terra Wallopia, I, Junko, welcome you!

Dag

So what's with the getup?

Haven't you noticed that this here is the Wasteland?

Dag

Heh. Must not get out much.

Junko

What are you doing?!

Lunch break.

Junko

No more breaks!

Dag

Hey! Watch the doughnuts!

Piper

I've figured out a way to deactivate the crystal. It involves a combination of incredibly rare crystals, and there's only one person who has them all.

Aerrow

Let me guess - Gundstaff. This isn't gonna be easy.

Junko

Ooh, what does he have? Advanced retinal armour? Viral incinerators?

Piper

Worse. He's really tall.

Aerrow

We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.

Monster?

Piper

Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?

Aerrow

You didn't.

Stork

Ooh... they did.

Stork

One of these wafers is probably the cure, one of these is kinda bad news, and one of these is seriously bad news.

Junko

Hmmm. I'd like the cure, please.

Stork

Without knowing what sub-species of Spore is inside you, we'll have to guess.

Junko

Uh... OK. Eeny, meeny, miny, that one.

Stork

OK, that one would be the seriously bad news.

Junko

That's a pretty big log to hit Finn with.

Stork

Oh, but not too big for Monster Finn.

Piper

They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.

Junko

That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.

Finn

Aerrow? Our Aerrow? Under Cyclonian control?

Stork

Hmmm...

Junko

He has been acting weird.

Stork

I assumed he had mindworms. Then again, I assume everyone has mindworms.

Junko

We gotta go let him out!

Carver

You're a little late. It seems a Scarlet Maw Razor-Fang Arachnoid got loose in his cell. Oops.

Stork

Gah! If that's true, then Aerrow is doomed! Double-doomed!

Aerrow

I wouldn't be so sure, Stork.

Carver

Impossible! But how did you...? He said it was...

Aerrow

I have Radarr to thank for springing me from prison. As for the spider - Stork, it turns out that this is a Scarlet Maw Tickle-Fang.

Stork

The non-poisonous kind. Ah, that's disappointing, in a glad-you're-alive sort of way.

Aerrow

[to Carver] Master Cyclonis'll be disappointed your big plan crashed and burned!

Carver

[laughs] Her? Cyclonis has nothing to do with this. It's all about you and me! It's about payback!