[Finn has bought tickets for the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega Warrior Championship]
Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?
That's almost our entire power supply!
What? No toast?
[Junko, disguised as the Masked Masher, is up against Clowniac]
Uh... Nice, friendly clown...
[Junko shakes hands with Clowniac, only to get shocked by Clowniac's joy buzzer]
Bad, mean clown!
[Finn uses a Hypnosis Crystal to give Junko self-confidence]
You're braver, stronger, and invincible-er!
[Finn has overdone the hypnosis, making Junko wild]
Maybe I overdid it a little...
[Junko throws a warrior across the cage]
I'd say... yeah.
[Junko has been unmasked and is now fighting Aerrow]
Come on, Junko! It's me, Aerrow!
Nobody calls me junk! I am the Ultimate Mighty Mega Warrior and you are about to be crushed!
[Finn can't remember the anti-hypnosis words: "Cyclonia help bad news"]
Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!
[Everyone gasps]
[sighs] Finn...
Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!
[to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!
[Piper and Cyclonis are ready to fight. Piper has a towel over her shoulders]
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Look at this, ladies and gents! It's Master Cyclonis versus...towel girl.
[Piper and Cyclonis are fighting]
You shouldn't leave a paper trail on your desk. Now, I can make a Regenerating Crystal, too.
You're not even close to having skills for something that complex.
Closer than you think. [punches Cyclonis] And speaking of skills, you fight like a girl.
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