Ravess quotes from Storm Hawks

Ravess

I love surprise inspections. It's fun watching fools sweat.

Ravess

[to Finn and Junko] Thought maybe we take a little trip to Cyclonia. A one-way trip!

Snipe

Or we could just smush 'em!

Master Cyclonis

[to Ravess and Snipe] Failure has consequences. Terrible consequences.

Master Cyclonis

Am I clear?

Ravess

Yes, Master Cyclonis.

Master Cyclonis

These Storm Hawks are becoming a problem.

Ravess

Give us another chance.

Master Cyclonis

No. The Dark Ace will deal with them later. For now, they merit closer observation... One of them in particular. I see promise here. Great promise.

Ravess

[to Starling] You‘re not a Storm Hawk!

Starling

I am today.

Master Cyclonis

So, you've been using my platform for sneak attacks?

Ravess

Indeed, Master. With the Storm Hawks out of the way-

Master Cyclonis

The Storm Hawks had no clue we were up there until you started taking potshots at them.

Ravess

But Master, it's the perfect opportunity-

Master Cyclonis

This project is all the opportunity we need. Focus on completing it, or I'll start taking potshots at you.

Ravess

[interrogating Noob] Alright, talk! Where are the Storm Hawks?

Never heard of 'em.

Oh, those Storm Hawks. Would they include Aerrow, who single-handedly sliced through your entire squadron over Cyclonia? Or Piper, who buried you under your own mega masher on Polaris Pointe? Or perhaps Radarr, who took out your flagship with your own exosphere weapon? Ha-ha!

Ravess

Silence! [knocks Noob's fake Aerrow hair off his head] The Storm Hawks may have been lucky in the past, but they will never stop Cyclonia or Operation Exodus!

[grinning] Operation Exodus?

Ravess

[nervous] I have no idea what you're talking about.

Is it some sort of top secret mission you weren't supposed to mention?

Ravess

No!

I'm totally right! You're the worst Talon ever!

Oh well. At least you have your music to fall back on.

Ravess

Such exhilarating times. The doorway! Our epic journey!

Master Cyclonis

You're not coming.

Ravess

But Master Cyclonis, why?

Master Cyclonis

Because I'm leaving you in charge of Cyclonia while I'm gone.

Ravess

Who's laughing now, brother?

Ravess

Fool! Watch where you're going!

My... apologies, Master Ravess.

Ravess

You look familiar.

[proudly] Yes, well, I am one of the top commanders in the fleet, Master.

Ravess

Oh yes, you're... you're that guy.

Ravess

Whatshisname.

Uh, it's-

Ravess

No matter. Just shape up.

Ravess

Cyclonis has been looking for a way to the Far Side of Atmos. That fool explorer, Domiwick, was leading the expedition, until he disappeared. Now she's found it.

Piper

The doorway Stork saw?

Ravess

My, you are the smart one.

Piper

The scrolls say the Far Side is a place of unspeakable power. If that helps her here on Atmos...

Aerrow

We have to stop her!

Ravess

Fortunately, you still can. Cyclonis may have the door, but she still doesn't have the key.

Piper

Wait! What's that supposed to mean?

Ravess

[sighs] Don't push your luck, Storm Hawk. I'm only helping you to hurt the girl. I still don't like any of you.