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S2 E7

Storm Hawks · Season 2, Episode 7

“Royal Twist” quotes from Storm Hawks

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“Royal Twist” · Season 2, Episode 7

In this episode: Piper (3), Regent (3), Stork (1), Aerrow (1), Junko (1)

[Piper has met Princess "Perry" Peregrine, who looks exactly like her]

You're royalty? Wow, that must be a lot of responsibility.

PPerry

You say that like it's a good thing. All I really want is some fun and adventure.

[Perry holds up a drawing of her fighting a dragon]

PPerry

The only kind I ever see is what I can imagine. [starts playing with puppets] Lady Ursula and I spend a lot of time trying to outwit the evil Dr. Ogre. [deep voice] I'm gonna eat you! Muahahahahahaha! [high voice] Oh, yeah? Eat this! [hits Dr. Ogre with Lady Ursula]

Uh, yeah. You really do need to get out more.

[to Perry] Why don't we discuss your schedule for the day? First, the royal birdseed review at noon. Then the paint-drying tournament, followed by your trophy presentation at the royal dish-scrubbing contest.

She hasn't returned or even checked in. That's not Piper's style, Stork.

Oh, she's returning alright, Aerrow... but, er...

[Perry, disguised as Piper, is flying awkwardly towards the Condor]

...not in style.

[A Nightcrawler has been captured by the guards on Terra Clockstoppia]

Outsiders are not welcome. What is your business here?

NNightcrawler

I have come for your crystals.

Well, you're wasting your time. We don't use crystals here. They are forbidden.

NNightcrawler

But you do have them. You just don't use them. Such a shame.

Oh? And why is that, pray tell?

NNightcrawler

Because now I know. Your kingdom is defenceless!

[After a Nightcrawler attack on Clockstoppia]

[wearing Perry's clothes] They're an elite Cyclonian goon squad that answers only to Master Cyclonis herself!

[holds up Dr. Ogre] And would this be Master Cyclonis?

No, that's Dr. Ogre! But that's not the point!

[Piper opens one of the guard's cannons. Two oranges come out of it]

You're gonna stop them with oranges?

Obviously you've never taken citrus to the eye!

[Piper and Perry have made the Nightcrawlers retreat by exposing them to bright light]

They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.

That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.

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