Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Stork

In light of my imminent demise, I, Stork, hereby bequeath all my worldly possessions to... [throws will away with a gloomy expression] What's the point? They're all going to be destroyed anyway.

Stork

I've seen it before. Hazzarian laughing fever. Goes on like this until their brains explode.

Stork

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that I told you a shortcut over the Black Gorge would have catastrophic results!

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The light-enhancing glass on these peepers will let us actually see our slow and painful demise.

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Ahead is Meat Trap Marsh, the first of the ever-increasing Gorge horrors that all lead to the Giant Poison-Toothed Spiny Gorge Sloth... and our inevitable demise.

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Oh, doom, why have you forsaken me?

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(as he is banging a wrench on the heat coils) Heat coils.. are meant.. to heat! Is that so hard... to understand!?

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That's fine. I'll just die.

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Steam... Oh, that's good. Ice cave... Oh, that's bad.

Stork

Ohh, beautiful warm. Hands love warm, feet love warm, lizards love war- ...lizards?

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Just my luck. A frozen starter spring will be the end of me. Although it does beat Bog Fever.

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They found a way on board! Oh, this is really bad news... for them.

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[singing] Robbed of all my dignity, forced to sing this song. What did I do to deserve this, where did it all go wrong?

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[singing] Our story is almost finished, and the end is coming soon. I'm here to spoil the finish - doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

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[singing] We'll never see Finn again, and that part is sad enough. But now Aerrow is history, too. I get to have all their stuff.

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Maybe he was snatched by owl-flies, or accidentally dumped out of the garbage chute, or caught in a wormhole and happily destroying a Condor in an alternate universe.