[The Condor is rocking violently]
Are we under attack? Is it the Cyclonians?
It's worse! Much worse!
[Junko is screaming and banging the floor and walls]
Junko has a toothache.
This won't end well...
“Calling All Domos” · Season 1, Episode 24
In this episode: Stork (11), Finn (7), Captain Scabulous (2), Aerrow (1), Junko (1)
[Junko is still screaming and banging the floor and walls]
I can't stand to see Junko like this, so if anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.
[Stork is reading a book]
What you reading?
My new book. "1001 Terrible Afflictions And The Hopeless Means Of Fighting Them".
[The people of Terra Vapos need Finn to help them again]
We gotta go to Vapos. They need their Domo.
Uh-huh. And while you get the royal treatment, they'll make me sing songs. No, thank you! I am staying right here.
Stork, you can either come with me to Vapos, or you can stay here evading Cyclonians... by yourself.
[sighs] I'm going to regret this.
[singing] All the people of Vapos, an epic poem about Finn. You think he knows what he's doing, but who are we really kidding?
[Finn and Stork have disguised themselves as Murk Raiders, and are attempting to convince Eyeball]
EEyeball
Never seen you two before.
We're new!
Uh, really new!
From another ship.
Yeah, far away.
Really far.
Probably haven't heard of it.
EEyeball
You don't even look like Murk Raiders.
[impatiently] Oh, and is your job to give people fashion tips? Now, quit wasting time, and put us up to some back-breaking work!
EEyeball
You got a big mouth! [hits Stork hard on the back, knocking him to the floor, and grabs his hat, which is left floating in mid-air] You'll fit in fine...
[Finn and Stork, disguised as pirates, are doing chores on the Murk Raiders' ship]
[singing] The Domo became a pirate, not as smooth as he could be. While looking for the Serpegris, he ended up doing the laundry.
[The Murk Raiders are having a feast]
As your captain, I've decided that the Murk Raiders are getting... the new kitchen upgrade!
[The Murk Raiders murmur and then start cheering]
New wooden spoons, so no more tongue splitters!
[The Murk Raiders cheer again]
New non-stick pots and pans!
[More cheering]
An energy-saving dishwasher!
[More cheering]
And... a spice rack, with plenty of oregano!
[The Murk Raiders have stolen the Serpegris, which is what the people of Vapos need. The Serpegris is around Captain Scabulous' neck]
I'm gonna swipe it.
You're gonna die.
[Finn has failed to retrieve the Serpegris]
Time to go to plan "B".
Do we even have a plan "B"?
[The Murk Raiders are dancing. Finn is dancing with the Captain, and Stork is dancing with Eyeball]
(looking at the camera) I would have preferred the trip to Wallop.
[Finn and Stork have taken the Serpegris]
Whoever gets them first, extra chocolate pudding rations for a month!
[Finn and Stork have successfully returned the Serpegris]
[singing] The Raiders left with nothing, they got their just dessert. And despite the terrifying mortal danger, the Domo never got hurt. And once again Vapos is safe, the Domo saved the day. And in the words of this humble poet, Great Domo did OK.
[Junko no longer has a toothache]
Now I got an earache!
[Everyone groans]
We're doomed.
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