Junko quotes from Storm Hawks

And Stork, I think the Condor is listing about a tenth of a degree to the port side.

[noticably saddened] Fine... I'll read to myself...

S2 E12 Five Days

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Junko

Stork, do you really need to buy another venomous cricket?

Um... I need the venom to make anti-venom, which is important since the first cricket is still loose somewhere on the ship.

[Pause]

Junko

Uh, maybe we better buy two.

S2 E13 Energy Crisis

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[The Condor is flooding]

Grab your breathers! Abandon ship!

[The Storm Hawks, except Piper, put on their breathers]

My breather! Domiwick took it!

Hurry! Take mine!

No, Aerrow!

There's no time to argue! There's still two miles of water between us and any more air!

So, what? You're just gonna go down with the ship?

I'm not giving up on the Condor yet. There's still a chance we can save her if the engine room doesn't flood.

Junko

But you'd have to close it off from inside the access duct.

Which I won't be able to do in a bulky breather.

[Aerrow gives Piper his breather]

You'd better make it back.

Hey, it's me. I'll find a way.

S2 E14 Dark Waters

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[Following a distress signal, the Storm Hawks have landed on a Terra and met a boy named Noob, who claims to be their biggest fan]

And you are...?

[excited] Oh, it's Piper. [regaining composure] Your number one fan. Name's Noob. I'm president of the Storm Hawks fan club.

[Noob presses a button on a remote control. The Storm Hawks' emblem appears on top of a nearby trailer]

Sweet!

Junko

We have a fan club?

Oh, it's Junko-Knuckle-Buster-Dunko! It's this Terra's leading tourist destination. That and the ancient Warp Crystal mines [points them out], but who cares about those, right?

This is really flattering, but we need to find out who sent that distress signal.

[excited] Ohh... fearless leader Aerrow, you rock. [regaining composure] Actually, that would be me. See, I was monitoring radio frequencies, and when I heard you guys were in the area... well, I just couldn't resist.

So, you faked a distress call just to get us down here?

And that's just the kind of initiative we should expect from our number one fan. Besides, he hasn't got a picture with the Finnster yet. [posing] Huh?

Y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.

[huge gasp]

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[After Noob nearly crashes the Condor]

Who are you? More importantly, where have you been? And do you carry any rare communicable diseases?

[Noob spots a Frost Crystal]

A Frost Crystal that was actually touched by Piper! [grabs the crystal's holder] Can I have it?

Don't touch it! It's highly...

[A beam shoots out of the crystal and turns Junko's teddy bear, Mr Bitsy, into ice]

[sighs] ...unstable!

Junko

Ooh, cold.

[Junko accidentally drops Mr Bitsy, shattering him into pieces]

Junko

Mr Bitsy! [his eyes well up with tears]

That's a priceless Storm Hawks collectible! It's irreplaceable!

Junko

[heartbroken] Tell me about it!

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[The Storm Hawks have sent Noob back home, unaware of the danger he is in]

Junko

We can't leave him hating us. It's bad karma, or something.

And there's no fury like a superfan scorned. Torches, pitchforks... [shudders] It gets ugly.

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Junko is finishes cleaning the kitchen]

Junko

Yeah-heh-heh!

[enters wearing a pink, flowery apron] Oh, good. You're done! Just in time to help me! That bathroom is a two man job!

[Junko stares at Stork's apron. A wolf whistle and romantic music play in the background]

What? I can't have nice things?

S2 E16 A Colonel of Truth

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[The Storm Hawks have rescued Mr. Fluffykins from real danger]

Thank you, Storm Hawks. [reluctantly] And now, the gangster code dictates that I am, once again, in your debt.

Let's just call it even, except for one last little thing.

What? Are there some orphans somewhere you want me to adopt?

Probably, but no. What I want you to do is release Mr. Fluffykins.

He deserves to roam free in the wild with his own kind.

Junko

That's why he's been running away from you.

Is this true, Mr. Fluffykins?

[Mr. Fluffykins barks and whines]

I'll take that as a "yes".

[The Colonel removes Mr. Fluffykins's restraining collar and sets him down on the ground. Mr. Fluffykins scampers a short distance down the path before looking back and letting out a whine]

[through tears] I didn't want you anyway. Go! Just get out of here!

[Mr. Fluffykins starts leaving]

Fly! Be free. Don't look back, boy. It'll be easier that way.

[The Colonel sobs as Mr. Fluffykins flies away to join his own kind]

AFAerrow, Finn, Piper and Junko

Awww...

[They notice Stork crying]