SnipeSky Knight, Snipe's gonna smash you like a bug!
A character in Storm Hawks
Voiced by Colin Murdock
Storm Hawks · 475 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Storm Hawks: in 21 of its 475 quotes
Most scenes with: Aerrow (3), Junko (3), Stork (2)
SnipeSky Knight, Snipe's gonna smash you like a bug!
[Snipe has come into the tent where Piper and Junko are disguised as Ravess and himself]
SnipeRavess? What are we doing here?
[Aerrow, Piper and Radarr have revealed their true identity]
SnipeGather 'round, class! You're about to learn how to... smash a Sky Knight!
[to Finn and Junko] Thought maybe we take a little trip to Cyclonia. A one-way trip!
SnipeOr we could just smush 'em!
[Snipe has picked up Junko]
Can't we just talk this out?
SnipeSnipe doesn't talk. Snipe only smashes!
[Junko is beating up Snipe for calling him a gleep]
I need to thank you.
SnipeFor what?
I really learned something today. I like gleeps. You, not so much.
[Snipe is building a battle airship]
SnipeI want more blasters!
But sir, we have so many now if we had more, the ship would be too heavy to fly.
SnipeThen I'll lighten the load... starting with you!
More blasters, sir. Coming right up, sir.
[Snipe is showing Dark Ace the battle airship]
Nice of you to invite the Storm Hawks onboard to witness your crowning achievement.
SnipeThe Storm Hawks? Here?
That's right. You probably can't see the Condor in that enormous blind spot behind your bloated ship!
[The Storm Hawks get away from the Cyclonians, who are working for Domiwick. Snipe is angry]
Let them go, Snipe.
SnipeBut Master Cyclonis-
Master Cyclonis has instructed you to take orders from me. You're here to dig, so dig. Dig, dig, dig.
[Snipe is fighting with Stork on the Storkmobile]
SnipeWhen I'm finished with you, Cyclonis will give me a medal! A promotion! A reward!
How about a free trip?
[Stork activates the ejector seat, which knocks Snipe up to the ceiling]
And that is why you need an ejector seat.
[to Snipe] Can I have a... a lift?
SnipeYou're the smart one. Find your own way out.
[Aerrow is disguised as an accordionist and Radarr is his monkey]
SnipeThat is really creepy.
A dancing monkey?
SnipeNo, that outfit you're wearing.
[Snipe is confronting two Finn clones, and has grabbed one of them]
SnipeWhere's that box?
Better let go of him!
[Snipe turns around and sees a third clone]
SnipeTriplets?
[A fourth clone taps him on the shoulder]
SnipeWhat do they call it after triplets?
[Ten clones have surrounded him]
SnipeI hate math!
[Snipe has boarded the Condor and taken the Cloning Crystal]
SnipeNow I've got the gizmo... and a chance to look at where you guys live! Pretty lame, if you ask me.
Nobody asked you!
[Snipe is the cadets' 'Sergeant']
Snipe[to Garrett] You, what's your name?
Um, Garrett, sir.
SnipeNow, you're "Pork Chop". [laughs]
[Snipe walks down the line of cadets, giving them all nicknames]
SnipeFloptop, Mousy, Digger, Little Pete, Big Pete... [to Radarr] And what are you? Some kind of sky monkey?
[Radarr tries to bite him]
Er, he's with me.
SnipeYeah? And who are you?
Aerrow... Oh... Harold... My name's Harold.
SnipeYeah, well, now you're "Barrel". Like a barrel of monkeys! [laughs] Get it? Barrel and Monkey!
Yeah, I get it.
[Piper laughs]
Snipe[to Piper] And I'm calling you "Giggles".
StorkScott McNeil · 171 quotes
FinnMatt Hill · 157 quotes
PiperChiara Zanni · 136 quotes
AerrowSamuel Vincent · 134 quotes
JunkoColin Murdock · 90 quotes
Master CyclonisLenore Zann · 30 quotes
Dark AceSamuel Vincent · 23 quotes
ReptonScott McNeil · 16 quotes
Leugey11 quotes
StarlingNicole Oliver · 11 quotes
RavessCathy Weseluck · 9 quotes
Mr. MossMark Oliver · 8 quotes
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