Junko quotes from Storm Hawks

Not the important stuff! Can't you look for him in the toaster?

S1 E14 A Little Trouble

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[The battle airship is chasing the Condor and firing at it. Tynki is on the battle airship]

Junko

Tynki's on the battleship! I gotta save him!

But who's gonna save me?

S1 E14 A Little Trouble

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[Junko and the Colonel are having an eating contest]

Junko

I can't eat any more.

Colonel

Yes! You quit! Once again, the Colonel reigns supreme!

Junko

Well, actually, I just ran out of stuff to eat.

S1 E15 Thunder Run

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[Domiwick is trying to get into the Forbidden City, with the help of the Cyclonians]

Piper

He's after the Oracle Crystal. It has the power to see the future.

Future, huh? Oh, I know what I'd ask!

Junko

Whoa! Me too! I think.

Piper

We have to beat them into the Forbidden city and find it before Domiwick does.

Ooh ooh wait. Did you say into the Forbidden City? The deathtraps in that place are legendary, Jagged spikes, walls that... crush. I could learn so much.

S1 E17 Forbidden City

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[Junko is eating Gloopy Fruit]

Gloopy Fruit? How can you stomach that stuff?

Junko

Well, sure, they look nasty and they smell nasty, but they taste... Well, OK, they're chewy.

S1 E17 Forbidden City

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[Stork has built a safety buggy called the Storkmobile]

I give you the Storkmobile! Booby trap detectors, indestructible tires, roll-bars, parachutes, anti-lock brakes, 52 independent external airbags, and an ejector seat.

Junko

Um... Why do you need an ejector seat?

You always need an ejector seat.

S1 E17 Forbidden City

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[The Storm Hawks have fallen down a trapdoor in the Forbidden City]

Junko

'Least I landed on something squishy.

That would be me.

S1 E17 Forbidden City

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Aerrow

[to Stork] Where's the Condor? Where's Radarr?

It... It ate them.

APAerrow, Piper and Junko

What did?

The terra...

S1 E18 Leviathan

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[In the Skyside Shanty, Junko is eating a Skyfood Combo Platter with vinegar]

[reading bottle] "Skyside Shanty's Signature Extra-Potent Quadruple-Malt Vinegar"?

Junko

Kinda sour, but I like it.

S1 E18 Leviathan

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[Junko points to the Leviathan]

Junko

(muffled by the food in his mouth) Thar she blows!

[Stork smacks him on the back of the head and takes away the bottle of vinegar]

A sailor ne'er speaks with his mouth full!

Junko

(now his mouth is empty) Uh, thar she blows?

S1 E18 Leviathan

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[Snipe has boarded the Condor and taken the Cloning Crystal]

Snipe

Now I've got the gizmo... and a chance to look at where you guys live! Pretty lame, if you ask me.

Junko

Nobody asked you!

S1 E19 InFinnity

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[The Storm Hawks are on Terra Neon, an amusement park-style terra. But no one else is there]

(nudging Junko‘s shoulder) Oh, you know what this means?

Junko

No lines for us!

S1 E20 Terra Neon

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[The Storm Hawks are doing a Merbian crazy face test]

STOP!

[They stop and look at her]

And how, exactly, does this help?

Aerrow

Merbian crazy face is a tactic Stork's people use to ward off enemies.

Junko

Besides, it's fun!

Piper

You try!

I don't think so.

[Everyone wants Starling to make a funny face]

[feebly] Grr.

Um, ya, I suppose it's a start.

S1 E21 The Storm Hawks Seven

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[After Finn has given a story about how the Storm Hawks are lost]

Didn't happen to see an air truck in there, did you?

Air truck?

Yeah. The one from Tinhatco.

Junko

"What" co?

You know... Tinhatco! Protecting brains like yours for over 25 years! It was carrying a shipment of the AM-3000 state-of-the-art Anti-MindWorm Helmet. I had to get one! I've been starting to notice that tell-tale tickle in my lower medulla!

S1 E23 Siren's Song

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[Junko dumped Stork's Merb Cabbage overboard to get the Condor out of the vortex]