[Stork is trying to stop Lugey from getting a Gravitron Crystal]
Stop, or I'll [takes out a toothbrush] brush?
Uh-oh. I have something in my teeth?
[Stork has swallowed the Gravitron Crystal, causing Lugey to get stuck to him]
Get off me, you overgrown, underdeveloped oaf!
No, you get off me, you... you... what you said.
I can't. It's the Gravitron Crystal. Swallowing it must have activated it, increasing my gravitational field a thousand fold!
[Pause]
[clears throat] We're stuck together.
[Leugey has fallen over, squashing Stork]
OK, this stinks. [discovers that Leugey is smelly] I mean, really stinks!
[Leugey is walking into a room that contains a Sky Shark]
Oh, for the love of all that's sane, don't!
[Before Leugey enters the bathroom]
Boy, oh, boy! What a day! I never get to use the inside bathroom!
Please, somebody end my miserable existence.
I've figured out a way to deactivate the crystal. It involves a combination of incredibly rare crystals, and there's only one person who has them all.
Let me guess - Gundstaff. This isn't gonna be easy.
Ooh, what does he have? Advanced retinal armour? Viral incinerators?
Worse. He's really tall.
[Piper is collecting crystals to separate Stork and Leugey]
Just a couple more and I'll have all the crystals we need to separate you.
Yeah! [turns to Stork uncertainly] Separate us? I don't wanna be separated!
You mean, you like sharing the same stale air with somebody else's smelly, germ-ridden body?
Well, sure, who wouldn't? But mostly, I like being an honorary Stork Hawk!
[While trying to hit Finn with his mace, Gundstaff accidentally breaks his table]
You'll pay for that!
Me? You smashed it! I don't think it's fair that you...
[Gundstaff tries to hit Finn, but Junko saves him]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
[Gundstaff is about to smash Stork and Leugey]
[to Stork] OK, so what do we do?
You're asking me? You‘re the one who jumped out here, you meat-headed salamander!
Hey! That hurts my feelings!
[Gundstaff raises his mace]
I am so sorry; by all means, let's discuss your feelings when an enormous giant is about to smush us!
I don't know which to mash first! They're both so annoying!
[The other Raptors have arrived at Gundstaff's hut]
She [Piper] did it, boss! She can deactivate the Gravamatron Crystal!
Why would I want to deactivate it? [to Stork] No. I'll get it out of you... another way.
Leugey, no! You can't! You... You're a Storm Hawk!
Uh, but you said I was a Raptor. And Raptors should do what Repton wants.
Repton wants you to stop being an idiot and hold still!
Leugey, no! Forget what I said. Forget what he says. Just think for yourself.
Oh, OK. If that's what you think I should do.
How could you be so foolish?! Do you know how hard it was to track you and this crystal?!
[Leugey says nothing]
Well! Say something!
[hugs Repton] I missed you too, Boss!
What did I tell you about the hugging?
Oops! He! [lets go of Repton] Sorry, Boss.
[Stork, now separated from Leugey, is taking a bath]
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in here for the rest of the week.
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