So... how come you're not at the Big Donut?
[scoffs] I don't spend my whole life at work. I do... other things.
Like standing against this wall?
Looks like you're doing a lot of nothin'.
That's the plan, Steven. Just playin' it cool today, y'know.
You want to get a fresh pizza right out of the oven, but you don't want to seem too desperate, right? Well, there's no need to be ashamed. Just walk right in and ask. That's what I always do.
Ah, Steven! Don't go in there right now!
JennyHe opened the door and there was doggy doo everywhere.
That's nasty. I don't like nasty stuff.
Isn't that Kiki's sister and her friends?
Jenny, Sour Cream, and Buck Dewey.
N-not quite, but I'm sure we'll hang at some point.
You should go in and talk to them.
T-T-That's not how these things work, Steven! The plan is to keep it cool and let them come to me. [the group exit Fish Stew Pizza]
Aah! Steven, turn around! Act natural!
Jenny
[to Kiki inside] Tell dad I'll be back later.
I don't think they saw you.
Steven, you were blocking me with your...big hair! Aah!!
Sorry! I'll go tell them to look over here.
Steven, no, don't go over there! I hate you..!
Jenny
[bumps into Lars] Oof. hey Lars, thanks for inviting us over.
It’s no problem, [goofy laugh] cause I got the whole day off, by faking a severe back injury! [both Jenny and Sour Cream high-five him]
[disgusted] Ugh, he was faking this whole-- [notices an emotionally distraught Sadie, runs after her, and grabs her arm] Uh, don't worry! We can handle the Big Donut. Who needs crummy old Lars?
[emotional] Steven! He's made a fool of me! [to herself] IDIOT! [crying] He's burned me before... [angrily] just once, I'd like to burn him back!
[gets an idea] I know how to burn people!
BSBuck, Sour Cream, and Jenny
Mmhm.
A few months back, my dad and the Gems grounded me from TV.
BSBuck, Sour Cream, and Jenny
That's the worst. / Bummer. / No way!
And then I found out that the Gems are alien rebels and that there are other Gems out in space that want us dead 'cause they think we're traitors. And they tried to take me hostage 'cause they think I'm my mom. And... maybe I kinda am? [sighs] I wish I could talk to Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl about it, but... I think they kinda blame me for my mom not being around.
[Buck, Sour Cream and Jenny are in a state of shock for a beat. Jenny turns off the radio]
Jenny
That's heavy.
Jenny
Oh. [looks away, awkwardly] Hey, Lars.
LLars (Steven)
Hi, Jenny.
Jenny
Ugh. Dad made me work this morning. Now I stink like pizza and fish.
LLars (Steven)
You don't stink.
Jenny
[surprised by his attitude] Lars?! What a nice thing to say!
LLars (Steven)
I can say way nicer stuff. Like you're really cool and pretty and fun to be around.
[slowly getting up] Mmm… Huh? Sadie? [gasps in shock as he notices everyone looking at him] How did I get here?! [stands up, panicking] What are you all doing here?!
But Steven really didn't mean to…
[furiously turns to Steven] You! What did you do?!
[Jenny, Sour Cream, and Buck rush in front of him, defending Steven]
[nervously] I spent the day…with my mind…in your body.
[Lars gasps in shock and screams in disgust]
Jenny
Whoa. Where's your chill?
Buck is no longer pleased.
MMartha
I'm so sorry. He wasn't like this this morning.
I was acting weird all day and you all just LIKED IT?!
DDante
Please don't make a scene, Laramie.
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