Garnet quotes from Steven Universe

Garnet

Get ready, Steven. This is gonna be intense.

Garnet

[to Pearl and Amethyst] So, you two can't get along unless you think I'm going to kill you.

Garnet

It doesn't matter now. [summons her gauntlets, enlarges them, and destroys the Homeworld warp] She's not coming back!

Garnet

This is Garnet, back together

Garnet

Steven... you're ungrounded from TV.

Garnet

We need to track down Peridot. We found her (escape) pod. We know she's out there somewhere. She came to Earth with a job to do and odds are, she's still gonna try to do it. That's why I've gathered you here.

Garnet

What Homeworld did… taking the shattered parts of fallen Gems and combining them—those Gems weren't asked permission. Fusion is a choice. Those Gems weren't given a choice. It isn't right. It isn't fusion!

Garnet

For a fusion to work, there needs to be balance. An imbalance can cause your fusion to lose touch of reality, see things that aren't there, and eventually fall apart. That is to say, if one of you is falling apart, your fusion will as well. To find balance, you must understand your feelings. To understand your feelings, you must see them clearly without running from them.

Garnet

Take a moment to think of just

Steven

You're back!

Amethyst

Hey, Steven, look at this! [pulls out small cackling skull]

Pearl

Whoa! What are you, crazy?! [knocks the skull out of Amethyst's hand and stomps it]

Steven

What the heck was that?!

Pearl

An Electric Skull, our Crystal Palace was swarming with them.

Amethyst

They were after this. [takes out an hourglass from her fanny pack]

Steven

[entranced] Can I see that?

Amethyst

Yeah, sure.

Pearl

[interrupts] No! It’s extremely powerful, we shouldn't have even brought it home.

Steven

Garnet! Tell Pearl to let me see the thing! [Garnet puts finger to his lips]

Garnet

Shh...

Steven

Aw, man! I wanna come next time! I even wrote us a song. [takes out ukulele] It’s like: If you’re— W-wait, hold on. Hmm... [tunes ukulele, singing]

Steven

[with starry eyes] No way. I-It can't be! Wha-- Where did you get these?! I thought they stopped making them!

Pearl

Well, we heard that too, and since they're your favorite...

Amethyst

We went out and stole a bunch!

Pearl

[grunts at Amethyst angrily] I went back and paid for them.

Garnet

The whole thing was my idea.

Amethyst

It was everyone's idea.

Garnet

Not really.

Pearl

All that matters is that Steven is happy.

Steven

[begins to rap] Oooohhh…!

Steven

I can't believe you did this. I’m gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Hello, old friend. [bites into one] Oh, so good! [Steven's gem begins to glow] I like to eat the ears first.

Amethyst

Uh, Steven..?

Steven

Wha? My gem!

Amethyst

Quick! Try and summon your weapon!

Steven

I don’t know how! [panicking] Ah, it's fading! How do I make it come back?!

Pearl

Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it.

Amethyst

Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.

Garnet

Please, don't. [Steven's gem glow fades away, collective sigh]

Steven

Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?

Garnet

This is bad.

Pearl

[looks through telescope] Look at the size of it! I had no idea these things were so big!

Amethyst

Garnet! Pearl! [runs to them carrying Steven]

Pearl

We saw. Some of us are trying to protect humanity! Where were you? [Amethyst puts Steven down]

Amethyst

..Eating fry bits.

Pearl

[facepalms] Ugh!

Steven

Can I see? [peers] Whoa...

Steven

It's a giant eyeball! Awesome!

Pearl

Not awesome! It's a Red Eye!

Steven

A Red Eye?! It's going to infect us all!

Garnet

That's pinkeye, Steven. [Amethyst laughs]

Pearl

It’s going to crash into Beach City and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people! We have to stop it!

Steven

What are we going to do?

Garnet

The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a light cannon that belonged to Rose Quartz.

Steven

My mom?

Amethyst

If Rose were here, this would be so easy.

Pearl

I know, but she's not. And the cannon is missing. We'll have to find another solution.

Steven

If it belonged to my mom, I bet my dad knows where it is. He can help us save the day! Ah? Eh?

Pearl

..Greg is... nice, Steven. But I doubt someone like Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon.

Amethyst

Your dad is kinda a mess, Steven.

Pearl

Amethyst!

Amethyst

I'm just sayin'! Even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean somehow.

Garnet

True.

Steven

[speaks to the cannon] Please work! Unlock! Activate! Go, please! Everyone's counting on you, you can't just be useless! I know you can help!

Greg

It's okay, Steven! We'll figure out something else! Something even better.

Steven

R-r-right... If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs...

Pearl

It's working!

Pearl

Steven!

Amethyst

This is it!

Garnet

Brace yourselves!

Steven!

Steven

Ugh, [breakfast shakes] Together breakfast? [Breakfast transforms into a massive monster of its ingredients and wraps Steven in its syrup, Pearl spears it, which distracts it]

Pearl

It’s taken refuge in organic matter! [Monster hits Pearl and sticks her to the wall with a mix of whipped cream and syrup]

Garnet

Now it has all the power of a breakfast, we have to destroy it.

Pearl

[surrounded by whipped cream] Aah! It’s horrible!

Steven

I didn’t want this! I just wanted to eat together like, like best buds!

Garnet

[arm stuck in its mass] Steven, you’ve got to get away.

Steven

But my breakfast--! [Monster launches a giant waffle at both Garnet and Amethyst which smashes them against a wall]

Steven

That’s... enough! I... don’t care if you... are the most important meal of the day! [pushing the monster from the bottom, into the lava well] I made you to bring us together... not to tear us apart!