Alexandrite quotes from Steven Universe

Alexandrite

[slams Greg's face onto table] Have some more breadsticks... dear.

Alexandrite

Hey! Don't forget about me! [pulls Malachite in towards her and punches her; then turns Sugilite's flail into Sardonyx's war-hammer and launches Malachite in the sky; turns the war-hammer into Opal's bow and arrow again] You two should spend some time apart.

Greg

Thanks... honeybuns.

Alexandrite

You're welcome... Greg.

Greg

I'm Greg Universe. And this massive drink of water is my wife, Alexandrite.

Alexandrite

Hi-i-i-i-i-i.

Connie

So, Steven was telling me that on his mom's apple farm, they're bio-engineering a gala-fuji hybrid.

Steven

Yes, that's definitely true.

Connie

Isn't that right, Mrs. Universe?

Alexandrite

(sniffs) Ugh! What are you doing? I'm hungry!! I don't think so. Cut it out, you two.

Steven

Where's this bus taking us?

Connie

Wherever we end up. We'll find a way to survive. I've been reading about sustainable living.

Steven

Maybe it'll take us to a real apple farm!

Connie

What's up with you and apples today?

Alexandrite

STEVE-E-E-N! [Steven and Connie scream; picks up the bus] You two, come out of that bus this instant!

Steven

Aah! Okay! J-just put the bus down first.

I don't even know where to begin with you, young la--

Pearl

What were you thinking, running off with Connie like that? You could have gotten yourselves hurt!

Garnet

Or gotten mangled in traffic.

Amethyst

Or thrown in prison.

Pearl

Steven, you are in very big trouble, and we have no choice but to punish you.

Steven

But...

Garnet

No dinner for 1,000 years.

Steven

(sad expression) 1,000?

Pearl

We would never starve you, but you will lose your TV privileges… for 1,000 years.

Steven

No! The midseason pre-finale of "Under the Knife"! How can you do this to me?!

Greg

Because we love you, Steven.

Wow. That was a masterful use of the "because we love you" shutdown. I'm quite partial to the "It's for your own good!" myself.

That "1,000 years of no dinner" bit, was pretty funny. [laughs]

Garnet

All comedy is derived from fear.

[laughs] You are too much.

I did not know what to make of the two of- Excuse me, four of you, but I see that you are responsible parents. Uh, caregivers? Guardians.

Connie

So, I can still hang out with Steven?

Sure.

Steven

Alright!

Give up! [breaks free of water chains, sighs] I'm impressed. You really held out.

Alexandrite

MALACHITE!!!

[gasps] They're here! [starts groaning, snaps out] Stop! Pathetic. Don't you see? We've been holding us back for too long, and for what? If we're going to be this thing together, why don't we have some fun?

Alexandrite

We don't have to fight!! You're outnumbered.

[grins deviously and raises two huge water-arms] I may be outnumbered, but you're out of your depth. I can't wait to tear you Gems APART!