Where's this bus taking us?
Wherever we end up. We'll find a way to survive. I've been reading about sustainable living.
Maybe it'll take us to a real apple farm!
What's up with you and apples today?
[They both hear thumping sounds and look out the back window and see Alexandrite is running after them]
STEVE-E-E-N! [Steven and Connie scream; picks up the bus] You two, come out of that bus this instant!
Aah! Okay! J-just put the bus down first.
[Back at The Crab Shack; the two kids are reunited with their families as they begin to rebuke them]
I don't even know where to begin with you, young la--
What were you thinking, running off with Connie like that? You could have gotten yourselves hurt!
Or gotten mangled in traffic.
Or thrown in prison.
Steven, you are in very big trouble, and we have no choice but to punish you.
But...
No dinner for 1,000 years.
(sad expression) 1,000?
We would never starve you, but you will lose your TV privileges… for 1,000 years.
No! The midseason pre-finale of "Under the Knife"! How can you do this to me?!
Because we love you, Steven.
Wow. That was a masterful use of the "because we love you" shutdown. I'm quite partial to the "It's for your own good!" myself.
That "1,000 years of no dinner" bit, was pretty funny. [laughs]
All comedy is derived from fear.
[laughs] You are too much.
I did not know what to make of the two of- Excuse me, four of you, but I see that you are responsible parents. Uh, caregivers? Guardians.
So, I can still hang out with Steven?
Sure.
Alright!
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