Steven Universe quotes from Steven Universe

Steven

[on the phone with Connie] Sorry, Connie, but we just can't wait. Dad's in trouble, and we need to go into space to get him back. There's no time. We're going right now. Just protect Beach City for me while we're gone.

Steven

If being a pancake means saving my dad, then bring on the syrup!

Steven

I'll see you really soon, Dad… I hope.

Steven

I'll just find my dad without pants...

Steven

Dad?!

Steven

[he and Greg run up to each other] Dad, it's you!

Steven

Dad! When Blue Diamond took you, l got so scared. And then the Gems said you might be in some horrible human zoo, [tearing up]

Steven

Mom, who were you? Who am I? Garnet... Amethyst... Pearl... They won't say it, but I know they expect something big from me. But how can I fulfil my destiny if I don't even know what it is? Who am I supposed to be?

Steven

[speaking to himself] I know my mom did something really bad. Whatever Homeworld has in store for me…I'm ready!

Steven

[hugs Lars after he brought him back to life with his magical healing tears; tearing up] Lars! You saved us! You stopped the Robonoids, but… but one of them exploded, and you weren't moving, and I started crying… [gasps in realization] I brought you back to life!

Steven

It better not turn out that her phone was in her pocket...or she left it on the dresser or dropped it in the toilet. Seems about as likely as putting it away in your repressed war memories.

Steven

♫ Oh, I'll get them all together in one place / And once we're all together face-to-face / I'll show them all the error of their ways / And stop their spread of terror across space! ♫

Steven

I figured it out! Remember back when I was little and maybe kind of annoying, and I couldn't come along on adventures? You guys would still drop everything to hang out with me! That's Pink Diamond! I know I can do this! Just watch -- I'm gonna throw a huge ball, and I'm gonna invite everyone!

Steven

This isn't normal. How many times did you lock her in here? How many times did you make her cry?!

Steven

You're back!

Amethyst

Hey, Steven, look at this! [pulls out small cackling skull]

Pearl

Whoa! What are you, crazy?! [knocks the skull out of Amethyst's hand and stomps it]

Steven

What the heck was that?!

Pearl

An Electric Skull, our Crystal Palace was swarming with them.

Amethyst

They were after this. [takes out an hourglass from her fanny pack]

Steven

[entranced] Can I see that?

Amethyst

Yeah, sure.

Pearl

[interrupts] No! It’s extremely powerful, we shouldn't have even brought it home.

Steven

Garnet! Tell Pearl to let me see the thing! [Garnet puts finger to his lips]

Garnet

Shh...

Steven

Aw, man! I wanna come next time! I even wrote us a song. [takes out ukulele] It’s like: If you’re— W-wait, hold on. Hmm... [tunes ukulele, singing]