But whatever you really analyze in that mountain, deep space or no deep space, it can't be nearly as exciting as the real thing. I'm talking about NASA Sam. I'm talking about you actually going to space someday.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
HUHeru'ur
You dare challenge me?
I was thinking about it.
[Tosses knife through energy barrier into Heru'ur's hand]
Maybourne has been given authorization to take Teal'c under surveillance of his medical team.
General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.
[Maybourne looks at Hammond dumbfounded and afraid]
[Hears unusual sound of something hitting against the iris] What is that?
Those are bugs sir! Big! Ugly bugs!
[Teal'c has just given Ally, a young girl, a very powerful Super Soaker water gun. She immediately uses it to squirt Teal'c, and then runs off]
Guess we shouldn't have loaded it.
[pulling out an even bigger Super Soaker] How else would she defend herself? [squirts Daniel, then takes off after Ally]
[wringing the water out of his shirt] Yes. How else.
AHAlly helping Teal'c
Don't sweat it. [meaning "don't worry about it"]
[covered in perspiration] I cannot prevent it.
Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly honkin' bugs!'
You know, in some galaxies this is called "loitering."
We're here to seek the Tok'ra.
Assuming, of course, you are the Tok'ra.
TRTok'ra
And if we're not?
Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings… it'd suck.
Chelnak!
Direct translation: Very cool!
[Jacob is about to die and Hammond and Carter are considering having him become a host to Selmak, which would save his life]
CCCapt. Carter
Well, believe it or not, we need your help, Dad.
What? The Pentagon wants me to deliver a message to God when I get up there?
GHGen. Hammond
Not exactly.
Well, I don't plan to see the other guy.
GHGen. Hammond
They were holding you prisoner, Colonel. Still are holding SG-3 and the rest of your team.
Only temporarily Sir. And they thought it was to protect us as much as them.
...Yeah, I didn't buy that one myself, Sir.
JSJacob/Selmak
(in a Normal Voice) Apparently, I'm the oldest and wisest among us.
CCCapt. Carter
Oh, geez.
S1SG-11 Xe'ls
It is as I suspected! They intend to deceive our friend, Tonane! It is time to show these Earthlings the power of the Spirits!
Brace yourselves. SG-11 is boppin' around, wavin' their arms, makin' our people disappear.
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