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Thunder and Fire! You do indeed possess Thor's might!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, I guess we'll have to hold up here awhile till things calm down.
Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
[The hologram of the human viking Thor transforms into Thor's true form, which resembles a Roswell Grey.]
Oh, my god!
I am the actual one whom you know as Thor.
Before riding into battle the Sioux used to say, 'It is a good day to die'
[Col. O'Neill hits Dr. Jackson on the arm for saying it, when the skies suddenly darken. Black clouds roll out of the bright clear sky and peals of thunder are heard.]
Then again, maybe not.
Oh my!
[Out of the middle of the black clouds a massive ship looking like the hammer teleportation devices descends upon the Goa'uld motherships and camp.]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is Thor's Chariot.
An Asgard Mothership! I've only heard of them described in Jaffa legend!
GGairwyn
The Ettins are gone. Thor sends his thanks. Without you this would not have been possible.
Well, I still think we got kind of lucky.
GGairwyn
I was to give you a message to satisfy your curiosity. They are a race that has visited your world often. They are friend of all, protector of all. Except the Goa'uld with whom they are at war.
That's fine. But I would've still liked to have met the fellow.
GGairwyn
Well like us, he says you are still much too young. As for us, we have much to rebuild. Thor promises to send an Asgard teacher to help us.
So Cimmeria will be a safe world again. That is good.
GGairwyn
I am also to tell you that Thor's new hammer will make the exception for the one named Teal'c. You are welcome here any time.
Like some sort of booby trap?
[confused] Booby?
You know, I don't think it's the artifact- he gets nervous like that every time he's around you. Maybe a crush.
GSGraham Simmons
Um, we're recording now.
Thank you, Lieutenant.
Oops, hey, the artifact...
Good morning, campers! Sleep well? I did.
Oh, it can't be morning.
Ah, but it is. We ship out at oh, 1300 hours.
Undomesticated equines could not remove me.
It's wild horses, Teal'c... That was a joke... You told a joke. Don't make me laugh.
FTFro'tak
You are the warriors of the Tau'ri? I am Fro'tak of the High Cliffs.
Jack of the Windy City.
I will give one million currency to the Jaffa who brings Teal'c to me alive and another million for the heads of those who are with him.
Well, if you've got a price on your head, you're doing your job.
[Wearing Jaffa armour] No wonder these guys are so cranky! Get me out of this thing.
You know, I can navigate my way across the galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington.
It's 'O'Neill', with two L's. There's another Col. O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all.
[This is a reference to the 1994 movie Stargate, in which a dour Kurt Russell plays Col. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil.]
I retired myself one time. Couldn't stay away.
From your analysis of deep space radar telemetry...
(flatly) Well it's just so damn fascinating.
GJGen. Jacob Carter
I'm sure it is. Otherwise you wouldn't be receiving the Air Medal.
We have our moments. (O'Neill, General Hammond, and Samantha Carter all look at each other and smile) Uh...will you excuse me? We just don't get out of Cheyenne Mountain nearly enough. I'm gonna go grab some air...outside. General, Captain, General...waiter. (as he walks away)
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