Jack?
Daniel?
Are you you?
Yeah. You?
What?
Never mind.
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Don't shoot! Just let them tend to Xe'ls.
How do I know you're the real Daniel?
…Because.
[shrugs shoulders] …yeah, okay.
XLXe'ls
Tekaya, destroy this place!
Wait! You promised to listen.
XLXe'ls
What they don't know won't hurt them. Isn't that what your leaders said? Their word means nothing!
TTekaya
As would mine! I gave my word to this one [indicates Jackson] so we could save you.
XLXe'ls
Very well. I am listening but nothing might sway me from punishing you.
For what? Showing Tonane who you really are? You've been posing as their gods for crying out loud.
TTekaya
Is that truly what you believe we do? When we drove away the Goa'uld a hundred years ago, we posed as their Spirits to guide and protect them without interferring. And now...
XLXe'ls
You have disrupted the harmony between us. In time, they will learn to fear us, take the key, and forge weapons against us.
No. Tonane's people are from this world. Even now they value the natural world above technology.
Trust them. You shouldn't be posing as their gods.
XLXe'ls
That still doesn't erase the second transgression.
Fine. I give you my word. We will not try to mine the metal.
TTekaya
Even if we could take your word, your superiors will not be swayed by your oath.
Then don't take my word for it. Shut down your Stargate. That way, no one can come to your world unless you allow it.
TTekaya
(Looking at Xe'ls) Star travel is useless to us. Let's shut down the gate. Our friend Tonane is wise, as is our friend Jack.
XLXe'ls
And so he is.
We came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
Case of the left hand not knowing what the right foot is doing, sir?
GHGen. Hammond
Colonel, I need some documents hand delivered to the Groom Lake Facility.
Are these documents sensitive enough to warrant a three-man team with a Jaffa escort, sir?
GHGen. Hammond
Absolutely.
This where you're keepin' the little green men?
A5Area 51 officer
There are no alien life forms at Area 51.
[to Teal'c] Present company excluded, of course.
Teal'c! It's good to see you well.
In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
Well, isn't that...interesting.
Now, if we can't track the Touchstone, there may still be a way to track the second Gate on Earth.
Oh, sure! Let's just put out an APB for a huge honkin' two-story metal ring with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it.
GHGen. Hammond
We're transporting our people across the galaxy...to find something we lost in our own back yard! Incredible!
Well, this was an intergalactic waste of time!
[annoyed] Daniel, how long do you figure we oughta hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads?
I'm telling you, I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me!
[Everyone in the room stares at him]
What?
You just said there's nothing "cruvus" with you.
What? No I didn't.
Yes, you did.
I did not.
Yes, you did.
Didn't.
Did.
Didn't.
Did.
[annoyed] Cruvus?! What is that?!
[Teal'c and Jack are boxing.]
What is the purpose of these gloves, O'Neill?
So we don't hurt each other.
[Teal'c looks at him doubtfully.]
I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me.
If our purpose is to not cause each other harm, why then are we doing battle, O'Neill?
What can I tell you Teal'c, it's boxing. It's fun, c'mon!
[Jack begins dancing. When Teal'c doesn't move, he stops]:
C'mon Teal'c, you gotta move around a little. You gotta dance!
I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?
Teal'c, if you don't move around, you're a sittin' duck. You're a target!
[O'Neill lands a punch on Teal'c, who still is not moving]:
Ha! Like that!
[Teal'c looks down at the spot on his chest where O'Neill hit him, then looks at O'Neill with raised eyebrows]:
I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
I am fine.
Well that's why you gotta move aroun-
[Teal'c hits O'Neill in the head, knocking him over]:
How was that, O'Neill?
That's good...that's...good. But, uh, think about keeping your hands up...Is my nose bleedin'?
You are fine.
Well, apparently I've lost the falatus to speak properly! [pause] That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.
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