Jeannie Miller quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Jeannie

What have you gotten yourself involved in here, Meredith?

Meredith?

Dr. McKay

It's a long story.

Jeannie

It's his name.

Your name is Meredith McKay?

Dr. McKay

Meredith Rodney McKay, yes, but I prefer to go by "Rodney." Look, can we just stick to the point here? Look out the window. Much more interesting than my name.

[grinning] Your name is Meredith?

Jeannie

Holy cow! That can't be good for your health.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Nothing to worry about. I've done it dozens of times. John Sheppard.

Dr. McKay

She's married, and she's my sister.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

[defensively] I'm just saying hi.

Dr. McKay

Yeah, no, I know exactly what you're doing. I've seen that look before...Kirk.

Jeannie

I can't believe I am betting my life on your sense of direction!

McKay

What are you talking about?! I've got an excellent sense of direction!

Jeannie

Oh, really? Remember when we went to West Edmonton Mall and Dad had to call the police to find you?

McKay

That mall was huge!

Jeannie

There were maps every seven metres!

McKay

Misleading ones!

Jeannie

[about Katie Brown] So, are you gonna marry her?

McKay

I don't know.

Jeannie

You've been dating over a year now.

McKay

[irritated] I'm aware of that, thank you!

Jeannie

You think you're gonna find someone better?

McKay

No, it's not that.

Jeannie

[laughing] 'Cause you're not!

Jeannie

And I'm gonna hold this over your head, for like - forever.

McKay

Oh, that's totally fair.

Jeannie

Like, you're gonna eat a lot of vegetarian food ... and not complain about it.

McKay

Sure, sure.

Jeannie

And you're gonna read Madison three stories instead of her usual two.

McKay

Right.

Jeannie

You're gonna buy me a car.

McKay

Let's not get out of control here...

Jeannie

A nice car. Hybrid.