A character in Stargate Atlantis
Col. Carter
Stargate Atlantis · 512 quotes
In 11 of the 512 quotes from Stargate Atlantis
Most scenes with: Rodney McKay (9), John Sheppard (3)
Come on, you're a figment of my imagination. The least you can do is take your top off!
Your subconscious mind knows that I would never be into that.
You are the worst hallucination ever.
I wonder why we never hooked up.
What, aside from the fact that you're petty, arrogant and treat people badly?
...yes.
Nope, that's pretty much it: petty, arrogant, bad with people.
Oh. But you do find me attractive?
Let’s stick to working on my idea.
No, this is my idea.
How do you figure?
Well, you don’t exist. You think what my subconscious tells you to think! So, really the idea was mine. [realizing] Oh, wow! I’m arguing with myself about who had an idea first—me or me. I really am petty, aren’t I?
[To his hallucination of Col. Carter]
You're—you're not physically here. You can't transfer any heat.
Doesn't mean I can't get you hot!
(incredulous) I'm sorry?
[Carter emerges from the water partially undressed]
Welcome back to Earth.
Yes, yes. What's my sister done?
Good to see you, too, McKay.
[impatiently] Greetings, salutations, pleasantries. What's she done?
[McKay is explaining what he's been doing for the past few years]
What have you gotten yourself involved in here, Meredith?
Meredith?
It's a long story.
It's his name.
Your name is Meredith McKay?
Meredith Rodney McKay, yes, but I prefer to go by "Rodney." Look, can we just stick to the point here? Look out the window. Much more interesting than my name.
[grinning] Your name is Meredith?
We're coming into re-entry.
You mean entry. You see, we haven't actually entered the pl...
Bill!
Colonel.
Colonel.
[They turn to Carter]
Colonel.
Colonels.
[They turn to Sheppard]
Colonel.
Colonels.
[grimacing] Seriously?
[talking to two young boys]
If you help us, we'll get you whatever you want.
Oh yes, good, great idea, yes.
Thanks.
Maybe you should show them your…
Excuse me?
I was once a 10-year old boy too, I know what gets their attention.
McKay…
What, you want to get out of here or not?
I think we can reason with them without resorting to that, thank you.
If you say so. (looks hopefully at Keller)
[Ronon and Teal'c are fighting in front of a cheering crowd. Carter walks up and approaches Sheppard.]
Colonel, wanna place a bet?
What's going on here?
Just a friendly sparring match.
It looks anything but friendly.
No, it's good for them. They're just blowing off some steam.
How long have they been at it?
About an hour or so.
An hour?
Not even taking any breaks.
They are now.
[on radio] Stargate Command, this is Sheppard.
[on radio] Sheppard, where are you?
[on radio] I made it inside. Look, I don't have much time until this place is swarming with Wraith so... I'm arming the nuke.
What did he say, nuke?!
[on radio] John-
[on radio] Just do me a favor, when Atlantis shows up... tell 'em I say goodbye.
Sheppard, this is McKay! Look, stop what you're doing, NOW!!
McKay?!
Yes, it's me! I've got Lorne, I've got Teyla, we're on board the hive!
[confused] What?! But... how?
Look, it's a long story, just... Important thing is, if you're about to do what I think you're gonna do, DON'T!
[later they meet up]
You guys are the last people I expected on this ship!
Same here.
Atlantis, this is Stargate Command, do you read?
Colonel, we've been monitoring radio chatter. Several commercial vessels in the North Pacific have reported a giant fireball streaking across the sky.
Atlantis, this is Stargate Command, do you read? (no response, Carter gets desperate) Atlantis, this is Stargate Command, please respond!
Stargate Command, this is Atlantis. Nice to hear from you again, colonel.
Mr. Woolsey, you gave us quite a scare!
Sorry about that. We've completed our reentry and as far as I can tell, we're still in one piece. Dr. Beckett thinks he can bring us in above water, but you might want to alert the navy - it's gonna be close.
Understood.
We are tracking them again! We should be able to project coordinates for splashdown.
Walter, you better get me the President. It looks like Atlantis is coming home...
Rodney McKayDavid Hewlett · 282 quotes
John SheppardJoe Flanigan · 235 quotes
Elizabeth WeirTorri Higginson · 76 quotes
Carson BeckettPaul McGillion · 60 quotes
Ronon DexJason Momoa · 53 quotes
Radek ZelenkaDavid Nykl · 46 quotes
Teyla EmmaganRachel Luttrell · 37 quotes
LFLt. Ford25 quotes
Jennifer KellerJewel Staite · 18 quotes
Gen. O'NeillRichard Dean Anderson · 17 quotes
Richard WoolseyRobert Picardo · 16 quotes
MLMaj. Lorne12 quotes
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