Jennifer Keller quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Dr. Keller

I have enough anesthetic to put you out. You're not going to feel a thing.

Dr. McKay

Yeah, it's probably a hammer.

I'll just need you both to sign this non-disclosure and confidentiality agreement. [he heaves two thick documents onto the counter in front of McKay and Keller with a "thud"]

Dr. McKay

Oh, you're not serious.

[sharply] Is there a problem, sir?

Dr. McKay

This whole thing is a confidentiality agreement?!

[again, sharply] Yes, sir.

Dr. McKay

What could he possibly be doing back there that needs to be kept two hundred pages secret?!

If you want to go inside, sir, you need to sign the agreement.

Dr. McKay

Dinosaurs?

Excuse me?

Dr. McKay

Do they have living dinosaurs back there? Because I'll sign this if he's brought dinosaurs back to life, but short of that he's out of his mind if he thinks I'm gonna pretend that whatever discovery he has made is so important and so secret that I have to sign the unabridged works of William Shakespeare here.

Dr. Keller

[holds up her pen, with measured patience] Juuuuuust sign it.

Dr. McKay

[to the receptionist] You're lucky the lady's here.

Dr. Keller

[to Rodney] You OK?

Dr. McKay

I'm alive. [Keller laughs] And I've got you, what else would I need?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Nice view.

Woolsey

Yes...yes it is.