I LOVE MY JOB!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I used to sneak away and do all sort of little, off-the-books side missions without cluing her in. Now, that's impossible. She's so happy. It's very sweet. But I am losing my mind. I don't know how much longer I can do this.
You snuck off in the middle of my shift without saying goodbye! You know who my best friend is now? My mom! It sucks! It's like work.
CICardassian Interrogator
You're abandoning your fellow officer?
Yeah, well, he did it first.
I'm worried about SMD, Synthetic Memory Degradation. It's a rare condition that affects cyborgs with new implants. First, your opinions change. Then, your brain liquefies and melts out of your nose. Luckily, this is exactly what I've been training for. I will save my friend!
So your brains aren't going to melt?
Nope. I mean, not from the implant. But we're in Starfleet so who knows what's going to happen next week.
The away team is awaiting your orders, Captain.
Sorry, Commander. I forgot you were there.
That does tend to happen a lot these days.
Doc, how did they deal with Gary Mitchell?
Kirk smooshed him with a boulder.
Stop! You can't just keep attacking me and trying to surprise me into getting better. If I do have this LSD thing.
SMD
Whatever. You can't cure it like getting rid of hiccups.
You're right.
Thank you.
I'll have to get your brain out of your skull and freeze it so I can nanosuture your dendrites by hand!
So you were utilizing highly-invasive neuromedical procedures in order to make sure I liked you?
Yes, you can hate me
How can I hate you? Tackling an emotional problem with scientific experimentation is exactly what I would've done.
What is he doing now?
JRJack Ransom [in the background]
It's easy to become a god. The trick is staying a god.
He seems to be focussing on his bis and tris.
Lieutenant Kayshon, welcome to the Cerritos.
Rapunki, when he joined the seven. … Ah, sorry. The universal translator doesn't always – what I meant was, uh, it is my honor, captain.
Mr. Boimler, attack pattern delta! Target the aft shields. Let's see how these Pakleds do with their aft hanging out!
Perhaps he preferred to be alone.
Yeah, I guess more time to enjoy … Kahless' fornication helmet. Oh, that's fun. Safety first!
We need to get to the engine room, and disable the defenses. For us to make it out of here, we're gonna have to travel into the belly of the beast-
Quiet. I've got a safer plan.
What? No, you don't cut off my badass plan!
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