[sighs contendedly] It's the little details that they really appreciate, isn't it, Squidward?
Oh, yeah. You really touched his life. [a customer is eating his Krabby Patties like a pig]
Nothing beats making quality food for good people with discriminating tastes.
D'oh! [he breathes and angrily runs up to the customer and takes the Krabby Patty from him] Only pathetic losers with horrible taste would eat this garbage!
[gasps in shock, then the customer starts to cry. SpongeBob runs up to him and starts cradling him] Squidward! The Krusty clientèle needs to be cuddled and treated with respect. [takes Krabby Patty from Squidward and puts it in customers mouth like a baby bottle] There, there. [to Squidward] Mr. Krabs will be ashamed!
[starts chopping vegetables] I'm sure with all my years in the kitchen, I can make something other than... [chops vegetables into a Krabby Patty then laughs nervously] Just warming up. [Mr. Crustacean gets angry, he then screams than gets a tray of stuff and puts in in the oven] Come on, SpongeBob! [whistles and then takes out a Krabby Patty and throws it on the ground, Mr. Crustacean gets angry again, he then cracks an egg into a pan] Just one egg then... [egg turns into a Krabby Patty and SpongeBob gets mad and throws it on the ground along with many other Krabby Patties] No, that's not it either...
CMr. Crustacean
YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY--! [Krabby Patty accidentally lands in his mouth and he eats it] This taste is... is fantastic! What do you call it? [he then eats another one]
CMr. Crustacean
[eats more Krabby Patties] The whole world must taste this!
Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab... [We see that the Krusty Krab is all decorated fancy]
Hey, Squidward, look at this! [holds up a plate with a small fruit on it] We're charging 52 smackeroos for this little guy. [laughs and then Squidward smells its horrible odor]
I don't know! Some kind of bean paste or something.
LSLe Schnook
Wrong, monsieur! It is ze Rare Fruit of ze Kazook Tree.
So it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym socks?
LSLe Schnook
Its naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized by shredded gold.
Shredded... [gulps] gold? [Le Schnook then starts shredding gold with a cheese grater. Mr. Krabs screams and takes it away from him] Couldn't we use less expensive ingredients?
LSLe Schnook
Price can be no object when it comes to dealing with exquisite food like zis. It must be prepared with only the finest ingredients, and eaten with only the finest silverware, while sitting on the finest furniture! [Le Schnook tries to sit in one of the chair, but it is just a billboard] Zis... is not ze chair I ordered.
Yeah, well you see those were out of stock.
LSLe Schnook
And zis fork of plastic... Spray painted to look silver, is it not? [Mr. Krabs starts to sweat, chuckling nervously. Le Schnook gets back up, dusting himself] I cannot prepare food UNDER ZESE CONDITIONS!
[The scene switches to the Krusty Krab and it has a sign that reads “out of business” because it went bankrupt. Inside the restaurant, repo men are seen hauling away the fancy furniture. We then see Mr. Krabs crying in his office]
I'm ruined! Busted! [phone then rings and Mr. Krabs answers it] Hello?
[on phone] Daddy, the house is full of burglars.
[laughs] No, those aren't burglars, Pearl. Those are just friendly repo men. [Mr. Krabs hangs up and notices Squidward being held on to by his arms by two other repo men]
Mr. Krabs, tell these guys to let go of me!
Uh, well, you know, until I come up with the money I owe, I'm afraid you'll be staying with these nice gents.
No! Bartered is more like it. They keep you, I keep my kneecaps.
MWMan who's holding Squidward
Come on, mac! [takes him away]
You're pathetic! [Le Schnook then walks in]
Oh, Mr. Le Schnook... I lost everything! I'm bankrupt! You and your fancy eats are all I got left now.
LSLe Schnook
Not quite. My time in the chef's exchange program has expired. So my "eats" and I are leaving. [hands Mr. Krabs a bill] This is for you.
LSLe Schnook
It is the bill for my services.
[Mr. Krabs unfolds the bill. His eyes become bloodshot, and he is unable to move as Le Schnook leaves]
RMRepo Man
One side, please.
[The repo men take Mr. Krabs’ desk and chair away while he is sitting in it, a repo man brings Mr. Krabs back into the restaurant lobby. He is set down on the floor. Mr. Krabs starts crying]
Oh, I've been such a fool! I turned away SpongeBob, the best fry cook I ever had, and it cost me everything!
Oh, I can still hear his sweet little voice.
[offscreen, high pitched] Mr. Kra-a-abs?!
Darn his cursed mocking voice! I... [notices SpongeBob] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob, me boy. [hugs SpongeBob] You came back! [notices the customers on SpongeBob's leg] And you brought customers!
