[sighs contendedly] It's the little details that they really appreciate, isn't it, Squidward?
Oh, yeah. You really touched his life. [a customer is eating his Krabby Patties like a pig]
Nothing beats making quality food for good people with discriminating tastes.
Quality food?!
Yeah!
Good people?!
[nods] Uh-huh.
Discriminating tastes?!
Testify!
D'oh! [he breathes and angrily runs up to the customer and takes the Krabby Patty from him] Only pathetic losers with horrible taste would eat this garbage!
[gasps in shock, then the customer starts to cry. SpongeBob runs up to him and starts cradling him] Squidward! The Krusty clientèle needs to be cuddled and treated with respect. [takes Krabby Patty from Squidward and puts it in customers mouth like a baby bottle] There, there. [to Squidward] Mr. Krabs will be ashamed!
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