[looking at the window] Three bells! We know what three bells mean...
KKids
[offset] Free ice cream!
[laughs] No, you silly livers! No!
“Christmas Who?” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Squidward (2), Patchy (2), Abrasive SpongeBob (1), Patrick (1), French Narrator (1), Potty the Parrot (1), Realistic Fish Head (1)
This letter comes to us from --
Name and address withheld.
And he writes: "Dear SpongeBob, I am ten years old, and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. Sincerely yours..."
Name and address withheld.
A very good question. But you know, they didn't always celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
[squawks] They didn't?
No sir, my fine feathered little neck pain!
[Patchy cuts Potty's strings, and he falls to the ground; the operator falls as well.]
I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.
Like a genie!
Aww, our first Christmas. ♪This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas! The first Christmas is this Christmas! [donkey appears on screen making noises] Cause it feels like the first Christmas to me!♪ [laughs at SpongeBob and hits his butt over and over again]
You were right, Squidward. This was a stupid holiday. [cries; takes out a present] I still want you to have this.
[stops hitting his butt] What? What's this?
A present. I made it for you so you wouldn't be left out when... [lifts his inelegant blubbering head up] Santa came! [cries some more]
Oh, gee, I, uh, you know I...
You're welcome. [sadly walks off and cries]
SpongeBob? He made me a present? It's probably a jellyfish net, or an old Krabby Patty, or... [imitates a hillbilly] his favorite underpants. Haha. Present. [opens the present] Why, it looks like a clarinet. [smells it] It smells like one, too. Handcrafted out of driftwood. And it's even got my name on it. [finds a button that says "push"] What's this? [pushes the button and three wooden Squidwards with clarinets come out and bob up and down] Wow. This is the greatest gift I've ever gotten. [sniffles] Oh, I feel like a... [donkey appears on screen and makes noises] big jerk!
[last lines]
Well, it looks like Patchy's really busy at the moment, so I'll say it to him. Good night and happy holidays.
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