SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3
“The Algae’s Always Greener” · Season 3
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Plankton (3), Nat Peterson (1)
[Karen projects holographic meatloaf, Plankton pokes it with a fork]
[sarcastically] Oh, goodie. Holographic meatloaf again. [slams his fists on a table] When am I going to get some real food?! Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter, she's as big as a whale! I wish I could be as successful as Mr. Krabs. I wish I could just somehow switch lives with him... just to know what it's like!
[angrily squishes Plankton] You!
Me?
You think this is funny?
In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
Well, Mr. Funny Man... [shows Plankton a Krabby Patty] is this how you get your sick kicks?!
What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-- [close up of the Krabby Patty in question, which is covered in mold and stuffed with insects, hair, planks of wood, a sock, an eyeball, and a nail] Oh, my goodness! Squidward!
I tried, Mr. Plankton. I really did.
Oh, what now?
A customer ordered a medium soda, and I gave him a large. I GAVE HIM A LARGE! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
I command you to stop that! Stop that and return to your post! [pokes SpongeBob's chest] Where's the off button on this thing?
MAN YOUR STATIONS! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! Take cover!
Krabs?! What the barnacles is going on here?!
It's your arch competitor, Krabs! His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.
That's terrible!
Yeah! But the worst part of it is...
[Krabs lands behind Plankton, and Plankton turns around to see that Krabs is completely nude]
GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!
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