[Gary snoring and meowing]
[quizzically] Meow? ("We are?")
That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! [puts on a hat and a fake beard]
[takes Gary's bowl away] No more food. [gives Gary a plate with clams on it] Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells.
[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt as Gary starts crying.]
SpongeBob [takes off the peasant mask] April Fools! [puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor] There you go, pal.
[goes into the kitchen] Whew, I'm thirsty! [opens the fridge and takes a giant pitcher of lemonade out of it] This is an extreme thirst! [sets the lemonade down on the floor, causing the floor to shake a little]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas.]
[normal voice] Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! [holds up a mirror] To me.
[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house.]
What's he so happy about? (I mean, what's today anyhow?) [walks by the calendar and panics when he notices it's...] "April 1st"!? [yells] April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday!
Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?
Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! [walks off and then returns with the drink] Here you go.
Thanks. [drinks his lemonade]
[giggles with every sip, and Tom finishes his drink; laughing] April Fools!
What did you do to my drink?
You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! [laughs]
Hey, I guess that is kinda funny.
Ugh, that's it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks. I'm going to show him what a real prank is all about.
[The bubbles transition to Squidward squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]
Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up. [starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]
April Fools! [laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]
Whoa! [the rope sends him into some bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar] Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... [yells as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]
[Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically. SpongeBob flies into Bubble Bass' rear]
Whoa! [The scene cuts to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]
[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob] I'll catch you, SpongeBob. [giggles to himself. SpongeBob shouts as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can] Oops. [dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can] April Fools, you little sausage. [laughs]
Awww! [starts to cry and runs out of the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob, I was just kidding. C'mon, c'mon. You guys know I was just kidding... Right?
I3Incidental 37B
Aww, man, poor kid.
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That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. [the customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]
I7Incidental 71
April Fools, jerk. [all the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]
Wait, wait, wait. It was a joke! Uh-huh... [looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself] Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. [makes silly face] Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- [throat goes haywire] gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.
What would we do with Squidward?
