[The bubbles transition to Squidward squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]
Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up. [starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]
April Fools! [laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob]
Whoa! [the rope sends him into some bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar] Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... [yells as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]
Oh, no!
[Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically. SpongeBob flies into Bubble Bass' rear]
Whoa! [The scene cuts to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]
[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob] I'll catch you, SpongeBob. [giggles to himself. SpongeBob shouts as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can] Oops. [dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can] April Fools, you little sausage. [laughs]
Awww! [starts to cry and runs out of the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob, I was just kidding. C'mon, c'mon. You guys know I was just kidding... Right?
Aww, man, poor kid.
That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. [the customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]
April Fools, jerk. [all the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]
Wait, don't go.
Hey, you stink!
Wait, wait, wait. It was a joke! Uh-huh... [looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself] Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. [makes silly face] Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- [throat goes haywire] gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.
What would we do with Squidward?
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