[Gary snoring and meowing]
Wake up, Gary!
[wakes up] Meow?
We're moving today!
[quizzically] Meow? ("We are?")
That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! [puts on a hat and a fake beard]
Meow? ("Peasants?")
[takes Gary's bowl away] No more food. [gives Gary a plate with clams on it] Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells.
[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt as Gary starts crying.]
SpongeBob [takes off the peasant mask] April Fools! [puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor] There you go, pal.
Meow.
[goes into the kitchen] Whew, I'm thirsty! [opens the fridge and takes a giant pitcher of lemonade out of it] This is an extreme thirst! [sets the lemonade down on the floor, causing the floor to shake a little]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas.]
[normal voice] Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! [holds up a mirror] To me.
[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house.]
What's he so happy about? (I mean, what's today anyhow?) [walks by the calendar and panics when he notices it's...] "April 1st"!? [yells] April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday!
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