[thunder rumbles, Krabby Patties came falling down] It's raining Krabby Patties! [dream ends and reveals to be chewing on a pillow]
“Suds” · Season 1
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (4), Sandy (3), Patrick (2), Mr. Krabs (1)
I better take care of this before it gets out of hand. [calls Sandy]
[answers phone] Hello?
Sandy, I'm sick. Can you escort me to the doctor's?
Sure, SpongeBob. I'll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August-
[on the phone] Okay Sandy, thanks! [sneezes through the phone] Achoo!
Dr. Patrick, could you call Sandy for me? [gives Patrick the phone]
Sure, patient SpongeBob! [Patrick calls Sandy, who is about to head out for SpongeBob's place] Hello, Sandy?
Hiya, Patrick!
I'm calling on behalf of my patient, SpongeBob.
I'm on my way over to take him to the hospital.
Uhh, uhh, that will no longer be required! He is in my care as of today.
Well, I'm coming over to take a look. I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot-
Oh, yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don't bother, Sandy! [hangs up] SpongeBob, quick, Sandy's coming! We gotta make sure you're well, or she'll take ya to the doctor! [runs to the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water] Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
Patrick, you open this door. [Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away] Patrick, sometimes I just don't understand you. [SpongeBob sneezes] Hey! [walks over to Patrick's house] Okay, Patrick, where's SpongeBob?
Uhh, uhh, he's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
Okay, now tell me, [shows two rocks] since when do you have two houses?
Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.
Uh-huh, yeah. Since when does your house have feet? [SpongeBob's feet are sticking out of the other rock]
This is my mobile home. [SpongeBob sneezes the rock off]
Hiya, Sandy.
[holding SpongeBob's hand] Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.
Patrick, SpongeBob has to see a real doctor.
No, he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob! Say 'ahh'.
Ahh... [exhales a green gas that kills all the plants, clams, and everything else in its path]
See? He's even worse than I thought.
[wearing a clothespin on his non-existing nose] What do you mean? He's fine. [Sandy snatches the clothespin off of his nose]
I'm okay, Sandy, really. [sneezes again, enlarging himself more]
I'm taking you to the doctor right now! [rolls SpongeBob away]
Hey, that's my patient! [runs over and pushes SpongeBob the opposite way] You can't take him to the doctor's!
[rolling SpongeBob the other way again] Don't be silly, Patrick!
[carrying SpongeBob the other way] He's mine! [Sandy is log rolling SpongeBob the opposite way]
SpongeBob, you'll be better soon. [Patrick is using a wheelbarrow for SpongeBob]
I'll save you! [Sandy is using SpongeBob as a basketball]
I'm better, guys! Really! [Sandy and Patrick both push him into each other, squeezing him until he launches into the air]
Now look what you've done, Patrick!
What I've done? Everything was fine until you showed up!
You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor!
Hey! I'm a good doctor! Right, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob comes down and rolls away]
Guys!
Huh?
SpongeBob?
I can't stop! [screams while he rolls down a hill] Help me! [Mr. Krabs is cleaning some dimes]
Shiny dimes.
Mr. Krabs!
SpongeBob? [runs out the front doors] Stop, SpongeBob! Stop...!
[SpongeBob stops just in time. Mr. Krabs sighs in relief until SpongeBob sneezes so hard that he releases a cloud of pink bubbles that fill the screen and destroy the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs glares at SpongeBob, who returns to his normal size.]
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